Fantasy Failings

The difference between venomous and poisonous, how to win a beauty pageant if you're a top hat and how to win a dodgeball tournament. All of that knowledge for free! Bargain.

Has life become a maze for you, are you trying to impress at the hospital or are you being tempted by delicious dreams? Then you need this episode of Fantasy Failings.

So you want to know how to attract a woman to break a curse, not hunt giant machines without disappointing your parents and tell people the future without them hating you? Well you've come to the right episode of Fantasy Failings.

Need to deliver bad news? We can help with that. Need to survive prison? We can help with that. Need to convince a book you're actually friends? We can help with that. All on this episode of Fantasy Failings.

You're on the run from alien Michael Bay, you're convinced your toys are alive and random furniture keeps appearing in your house. It's a strange life, but it can all be explained by this episode of Fantasy Failings.

Don't let the title put you off, this is our holiday special! This present for your ears doesn't need wrapping, tune in for a cracking surprise of festive Fantasy Failings frolicking. Magical Holidays Everyone!

For some reason Jack drops some really obscure knowledge in this one, not really sure what happened to him but I think you should give it a listen.

What to do when striking isn't enough, how to keep your treasure hunting dad at home and top interview tips. Get the goods from this episode of Fantasy Failings.