Share
Fangfiction
The Temptation of Edward Cullen Ch 7: Lavender Man-fruit Thing
Season 2, Ep. 7
•
We're back!!! We took a little emergency break AGAIN, we're so sorry, but we're back!!! We start off talking about fan theories, then of course we are derailed by: The Road to El Dorado, hating the MCU in 2022, and the role of Amelie in the rise of the alt-right.
We bumble through a recap before launching into Chapter 7: Surprises, and what surprises there were!
Tiaa wakes up, unsure whether or not she really shotgunned Uncle Larry or if it was all a dream. She is somehow EVEN MORE beautiful and ethereal than before, so she is a vampire CONFIRMED. We meet a new friend with an excellent name, and have a run-in with a cheerleader. Ewdard comes along to ruin the fun, and things get RACY.
Check out The Restricted Section, a pro-trans rights, raunchy podcast reading the Harry Potter books chapter by chapter. We were recently guests on their episode on Book 5, Chapter 4, and had an extremely good time.
https://open.spotify.com/show/3KMGbaDOg7bGBcps4SOof7?si=7d6c47362eaf4aa9
https://www.instagram.com/restrictedsectionpod/
You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter @FangfictionPod, or check out our website https://fangfiction.transistor.fm/ to listen to episodes or find links to subscribe to Fangfiction in all the podcast places! You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's excellent fiction at https://h-ne.com/
CONTENT WARNING: mentions of self harm and suicide. If you or someone you know is struggling, you are not alone. Support is always available.
AUS: Lifeline 24-Hour Telephone Crisis Support 13 11 14 (24 hours)
USA: 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988 (para ayuda en español, llame al 988) or text HELLO to 741741
UK: National Suicide Prevention Helpline UK on 0800 689 5652 (open 24/7)
More episodes
View all episodes
5. The War in Our Stars Ch 11-12: What's For Dessert? A BLAST!
48:11||Season 3, Ep. 5Lucy and Zac rank the Star Wars films, and Zac has a gift for Lucy.Luke and friends return to the Gungun world while Fireeyes participates in a Tourney to become The Vade's apprentice.Don't forget to give us 5 stars and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.Credit to travisskywalker58 for this excellent fic. You can read it in full on FanFiction.net.Our fabulous theme music is by Wolf & Chain. You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/.The War in Our Stars Ch 9-10: After They Found the Lorde
46:50|A profound lesson from today's episode: because you sleep naked you will fight naked, because who you are is who you will do a fight with. Any questions?Don't forget to give us 5 stars and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.Credit to travisskywalker58 for this excellent fic. You can read it in full on FanFiction.net.Our fabulous theme music is by Wolf & Chain. You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/.3. The War in Our Stars Ch 6-8: The Cuban Missile Crisis But More in Space
43:59||Season 3, Ep. 3In this three-chapter bumper episode:Fireeyes trains with the muscular, experienced Vader under Kan's watchful eye. We meet Mace Window and his Earthling boyfriend, Seemore, and missiles are fired just like in the Cuban missile crisis, but more in space. Like, Hab, Jar Jar the Gun, R2, C-Three-Pee and Chewie search for the precious emerald. Leia has a pretty girl lighstaber, of COURSE, inspiring Lucy to describe the lightsaber of her Horse Girl dreams. After sending in the Wookie to scout for danger, Luke, Hands, 32D2 and Leigha battle a singing, muscled space plant, and Luke loses a hand. So! Much! Happens!Don't forget to give us 5 stars and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.Credit to travisskywalker58 for this excellent fic. You can read it in full on FanFiction.net.Our fabulous theme music is by Wolf & Chain. You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/.2. The War in Our Stars Ch 4-5: That is Storytelling
50:52||Season 3, Ep. 2Zac refuses to watch the Star Wars shows on Disney+, and Lucy is way too nice about this very wrong take!!!!! Lucy makes an impassioned argument about the cyclical nature of storytelling in Star Wars, then we remember that this is a comedy podcast.In the most confusing action scene we've ever come across, Fireeyes and Dart Vadue take over the Enterprise. Fireeyes makes love with a nurse who looks like Travis's friend (eek) while Daddy Vade kills 100 people. Meanwhile, Look, Hand Swolo and the rest of the gang are meeting with the Gunguns on Naboo. Watch out! We meet Jar Jar and The Wife, who makes Hands very uncomfortable, and confront the Gungun Boss. Don't forget to give us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts.Credit to travisskywalker58 for this excellent fic. You can read it in full on FanFiction.net.Our fabulous theme music is by Wolf & Chain. You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/.1. The War in Our Stars Ch 1-3: He Luked in the Mirror and Saw His Face
58:48||Season 3, Ep. 1We're baaaaack! We've moved into an entirely new canon with this season's fic, and it feels so good to engage with something we actually like. We read the first THREE chapters of "The War in our Stars" by travisskywalker86 (bonus chapter for ep 1!) and cannot wait to read more.Topics we cover: our journeys with Star Wars, the best Star War, the fastest way to kill a porg, pre-PlayStation parlour games, buying guinea pigs from a head shop, and our best Star Wars impressions. Listen to the end for the best ship design in science fiction history.Please consider rating us 5 stars and leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts.Credit to travisskywalker58 for this excellent fic. You can read it in full on FanFiction.net.Our fabulous theme music is by Wolf & Chain. You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/.5. We Wish You A Goffik Christmas
46:32||Season 2.5, Ep. 5We searched high and low for the worst Christmas fanfic to brighten your holiday period! What is going on??? Is this even a Christmas story? Is this even... a story at all? We didn't know what at all what we were getting into, as usual. We had... fun, question mark? Happy holidays beloved listeners, and thank you for making the first year of Fangfiction SO much fun!Credit to Gabrielle Gay, author of "The Worst Christmas Fic Ever", and to Alexander Nakarada www.serpentsoundstudios.com for the holiday theme music. You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/. Please consider rating us 5 stars and leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, to help the goffiks find us.4. Expanding the My Immortal Universe Miniseries 4: The Fangfic
54:10||Season 2.5, Ep. 4We conclude our miniseries by reading the prologue and the first chapter of our listener Jamie's fanfic rebooting My Immortal.Jamie is on the socials @my_agricultural_romance. On Archive of Our Own he is CryptidCatKid, where he is planning to do some similar worldbuilding and rewriting with the Supernatural finale in November.You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/. Please consider rating us 5 stars and leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, to help the goffiks find us.3. Expanding the My Immortal Universe Miniseries 3: Character and World Building
01:08:05||Season 2.5, Ep. 3We have some Big Chat about creative practice and writer's block, before diving into Jamie's very thorough worldbuilding and character profiling for his reboot fic of My Immortal. Jamie is on the socials @my_agricultural_romance. On Archive of Our Own he is CryptidCatKid, where he is planning to do some similar worldbuilding and rewriting with the Supernatural finale in November.You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/. Please consider rating us 5 stars and leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, to help the goffiks find us.2. Expanding the My Immortal Universe Miniseries 2: Walk Within the Gruy
42:43||Season 2.5, Ep. 2We're back (finally) to finish looking at our brilliant listener Jamie's thesis exploring the connections between vampiric folklore and Harry Potter. Zac and Lucy are in more thoughtful and serious moods than usual, and we enjoy delving a little deeper into characterisation and worldbuilding than usual. But we're still Fangfiction, so we still go on plenty of ridiculous tangents. BIG language warning for early in this episode, and Elon Musk fans (are there any of you left?) may want to steer clear altogether.Jamie is on the socials @my_agricultural_romance. On Archive of Our Own he is CryptidCatKid, where he is planning to do some similar worldbuilding and rewriting with the Supernatural finale in November.If you're interested in learning more about the myth of the White Snake, you can listen to an adaptation on the Myths and Legends podcast episodes 164 a-c.You can follow us on Instagram @FangfictionPod. You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's fiction at https://h-ne.com/. Please consider rating us 5 stars and leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, to help the goffiks find us.