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Under my rulership, bank holidays won’t exist! Ft Ehis Ilozobhie

Season 1, Ep. 68

Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – home of the fake adults!

I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined by my amazing co-host Ehis Ilozobhie.


This episode is hilarious! We chat about bank holidays, public transport etiquette, and a whole bunch of everything and nothing – you know how we do!


Whether you’re navigating the chaos of adulthood or just here for a laugh, you’ll feel right at home.




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🎙️ In this episode:


  • Bank holiday & why it needs to be cancelled!
  • The do’s and don’ts of public transport
  • Laughs, chaos, and classic fake adult energy





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