The Failing Writers Podcast

Time to finish our letter to Bridget Phillipson, and once again thank the incredible teachers we spoke to, and the pupils for their fabulous creative writing.And hey, thank yourself too! Whether you like it or not, you're now part of our powerful army of activists, who are going to help bring about a U-turn in reading and writing!Let's start today - let's put away the smartphones - let's read more - let's volunteer as a paired-reader at a school. Let's big-up teachers - let's write something and share it with the world - let's write letters to the government until they change the way English is taught, and the way the arts are viewed in schools.Thanks for listening, and if you want to know more about the stuff we've been discussing, or have any other suggestions about how we might give English in schools a boost - drop us a line!failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com

"Thank goodness for the Failing Writers."A phrase you've no doubt overheard people say quite a lot over the years. At bus stops. Maybe in libraries? At the off licence?No? Not even the off license?Oh.Anyway - not to worry - this week you're ALMOST CERTAIN to hear it, as Jon and Tom slip their pants on over their tights and become SAVIOURS OF THE SUBJECT OF ENGLISH IN SCHOOLS.Yes, we're making it our mission to breathe new life into our favourite school subject and bring back the joy of reading and writing for the young folk of Britain!How?By writing a sternly worded letter of course! To Bridget Phillipson, Secretary of State for Education.But first, we need to talk to some people who actually know what they're talking about. You know, to find out what the heck's going on with young people and reading and writing!First up: Inspirational English Guru: (Yes. We're calling her a guru!) Leah Crawford.Ooh... and don't you dare forget to enter our Festive Flash Fiction Competition in Association with Scrivener:Get more details here:https://www.failingwriterspodcast.com/episodes/episode/ad99e466/s4-ep-20-the-failing-writers-festive-flash-fiction-competitionHere's Leah's website:https://leahcrawford.comBob Cox’s site - The home of Opening Doors:https://searchingforexcellence.co.ukThe Opening Doors series:https://www.crownhouse.co.uk/opening-doorsLet's Think in English:https://www.letsthinkinenglish.orgLinks to The English Association’s campaign to save English:https://englishassociation.ac.uk/english-creates-a-campaign-for-english/https://englishassociation.ac.uk/choose-english/The Common English Forum Manifesto for English in schools:https://commonenglishforum.org/a-manifesto-for-english/The Just Imagine Centre championing excellent books in schools:https://justimagine.co.uk/the-book-channel/

If Tom & Jon wrote poems‘spose it will be assumedThey won’t be as good as Henry’sNormal service will be resumed.In this episode, we meet up with Henry Normal: poet, writer of famous sit-coms, TV producer and poetry festival founder, and have a blummin’ lovely natter.(After we did that - we watched him perform all his lovely poems, so effortlessly. So fluidly. So naturally.And thus, inspired by his performance, we wondered how hard it would be to knock off a quick poem and perform it aloud.“Bloobee blah blah bleeblee Bloobloo bloobloo la!…”Sort of like that.Dead easy.So we did.The results were... profoundly... um......well... decide for yourself.)Henry Normal’s insta:https://www.instagram.com/henrynormalpoet/Buy Henry’s books:https://flapjackpress.co.uk/products/henry-normalHenry’s tour dates:https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/henry-normalBIG UPS…The bloke who wrote the short story that Jon loved:https://www.aaroncourts.com/A.B. Finlayson and his excellent book:https://abfinlayson.com/rockzombie/Genevieve Marenghi-Daly’s lovely website.https://sharpewords.uk/Cover photo: J. Preston. Available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and saucy stuff.

Sorry? Did you just say you'd love to enter an almost free* festive flash fiction competition to win £500?I thought you did!Well as coincidence would have it, that is exactly what we've got going on in this very episode.So step this way, my cheeky little word-purveyor, and cast your well oiled ears at our glorious 350 word Flash Fiction Competition.That's it.... yep... cast them freely.... mmmm.... that's the ticket.*I say 'almost free', cos it's only a pound to enter. And we only did that to keep the pesky AI enterers from entering.So, well... that pretty much qualifies as free doesn't it?Here are some links to stuff mentioned in the podcast:Buy the Fuel Anthology Emily mentions, here:  https://www.fuelflash.netFind Smokelong Quarterly here:  https://www.smokelong.comAnd here is your failsafeSTEP BY STEP GUIDE TO ENTERINGTHE FAILING WRITERS PODCAST£500 FESTIVE FLASH FICTION COMPETITION:1.        Listen to Series 4, Episode 20 of The Failing Writers Podcast.2.        Jot down the special phrase you must include in your story.3.        Write your 350 word, festive flash, (including that phrase!) Ideally well before the deadline - midday, Friday 13th December!4.        When you’re super-happy with it and ready to go… log into your Paypal account https://www.paypal.com5.        Click on 'send and request'.6.        Under the send menu, type failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com into the box. It will suggest Tom Turner – click on that!7.        If ‘you send’ is set to USD, change to GBP, and send £1.00  (don’t forget that decimal point or you’ll send us £100!!! whoopieee)8.        ‘What’s this for?’ put something like “Comp entry”9.        Hit send.10.  Now go to your email and find the receipt you should’ve just been sent.11.  Click Forward, and attach your flash fiction entry to this new email.12.  Send that email (with Paypal receipt & flash piece) to failingwriterspodcast@gmail.comYou’re all done!Can’t wait to see what you come up with!For all of the details and terms and conditions and all that jazz - go here:https://www.failingwriterspodcast.com/post/win-500-in-our-festive-flash-fiction-competition

What is ergodic literature? Well, it's when a story becomes more than just something you read, and you become part of it.But pretend you haven't read that, so that you can find out from listening to this wonderful episode. In which, we have a chat with "S" co-author Doug Dorst and You Say Which Way author Deb Potter, in our quest to get to the bottom of what ergodic fiction is and why it's so blummin' good. Enjoy!Here's some links for things in the show and stuff...https://dougdorst.com/https://www.amazon.co.uk/S-Doug-Dorst/dp/0316201642https://yousaywhichway.com/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unfortunateshttps://www.penguin.co.uk/books/327088/house-of-leaves-by-danielewski-mark-z/9781529943993https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masquerade_(book)

Should you treat yourself to a writing retreat?If you did it twice would you be re-treating yourself to a writing retreat?If you tweeted about treating yourself to a writers retreat would you be tweeting your re-treat of retreating to a retreat?And if you then re-tweeted your...OK, I'll stop.Tom & Jon not only answer the first of these pressing questions, but as they disappear into the wilderness (sort of) to sample a writers' retreat, they seek to answer the biggest question of all.The one that's been haunting them for as long as they've been doing this podcast.Can they actually knuckle down and write for 2 and a half days straight? No social media. No boxsets. No 'nipping to the pub for one' and then accidentally spending the entire afternoon there?...What?Well I'm obviously not going to tell you am I?Of course not.What do you mean, I'm being a tease? That's what these bits of blurb are for! to tease you in.Oh stop arguing and hit play.Here's where we went:https://writersretreatuk.co.uk/2023/01/our-own-venue-the-retreat-at-the-kings-arms/

... What? Did 2 weeks just fly by since the last episode? No flippin' way.Time, I think, we had a chat about time. The fact that there's never enough of it. Especially for writing.Why is that?Well Oliver Burkeman might just have some answers.Prepare to face the subject of time and limitation face-on.Get ready to completely re-think how we view those precious hours, minutes and seconds. And ask... 'what would happen if we spent less of it worrying about the fact it's running out, and more of it just... being in it.'Or even becoming time itself?Might this shift in thinking actually help us stop procrastinating? and start spending more of our time doing the things that actually matter?Hopefully, yes.But what does actually matter?You might have to answer that one yourself.Regardless, whatever you do, you should definitely spend the next forty five minutes wasting your time listening to Oliver Burkeman.Get a load of Oliver's brilliant 400 Weeks here:https://www.oliverburkeman.com/fourthousandweeksGet free incredible anti-procrastinatory tips here:https://www.oliverburkeman.com/postsAnd get Oliver's sparkly, life changing new book here:https://www.oliverburkeman.com/meditationsformortals

Well, that’s the summer hiatus done with - and we're back with an episode which asks the question, "how do you know if your writing is good enough?"In an attempt to answer that question, we’re going to be looking at a couple of Tom’s flash fiction stories and asking if, why, and how, one of them is slightly less rubbish than the other. Both stories were entered into the same competition, but only one of them got published. Can Dave guess which one is which? Can YOU guess which one is which? Well, to answer either of those questions, you're gonna have to have a listen, aren't you!