epic winners!!!

for the 2 year anniversary of epic winners, caleb, liz, and alex met up in person to record a very special ew special!!! we had a fan oscillating back and forth, as a tribute to our biggest fans! thank you yeva, misha, evil furry, the jaston crew, and shrilverve for supporting us through our courier,,, thank you guys, whe had a BLAST! recording this onme and we hope you enjoy it. sorry it's not edited very well and sorry it's late i've been lazy and busy and sad, but OH WELL! we're releasing it on july 31st, which is like the 13th but backwards if you think about it, so it's actually a very very very good day to release this podcast episode.

and so the cat drags in an episode a year old...back when alex thought pink floyd was a good band, back when liz thought an hour was a long recording time, and back when caleb was italian...yeah guys, in this episode we make a toxic work environment and bully caleb because he ditched us (you don't even want to know what he ditched us for...)this is kind of a weak one... but... who cares... we're uploading it it's a year odl... THIS NEEDS TO END...plentiful links:open.spotify.com/playlist/1NxRPjNAjj4wfYasblKuOngoku.comopen.spotify.com/album/6exrhkZKAwCGoihIZDJnpv

check us out at: youtube.com/@epicwinnerspodthank you so much!

you read that right... just like we read the stupidest fucking webcomic ever. on this episode, the epic winners read homestuck, listen to eminem, and adjust to the new norm and their continuously changing world which accepts gay beer and rupaul. yeah that's about it, that's about what we did (abra abra cadabra i'm boutta reach in my bag bruh). we also discuss WHERE BABIES COME FROM so it's an X-plicit epsode as always B) wer returnin' to our rüütsbeep beep bitch i'm outside dudududud JOYRIDE

liz and alex in the morning.https://open.spotify.com/show/0VEvpWdmOfuNfcIKtk2NTW

in an episode almost lost to an audacity crash; bigE, kale B, and hdrn reminisce about the year-long run of epic winners!!! HAPPY EWIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!intro and outro is hypnospace 2.0 by jay tholen. thank you guys for watching :)

(note: whack's recording broke towards the end (40:59) and francis didn't give his recording)MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HO HO HO!!!in this episode, the gang learn about the positive side-effects of mewing and the different varieties of qvc bags. after an informed decision, they decide to form a call center. can i order five whoppers and can you add five more whoppers. ace does some hijinks involving his feet, socks, and gaping maw (check out our patreon for the full video); francis physically abuses whack; alex goes to hell; and pitchfork gives this episode a bajillion out of ten, for the twelth time in a row.

hey guys! we're back! i think?in this awesomesauce episodesauce, caleb talks about his game of the year pick, brawlstars. then, we moved onto the next topic, where we winded up talking about dad jokes for like 75% of the episode. sorry.