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A long week with this Podcast as the events following the murder attempt are dissected in the finest blood soaked detail. In reality not much happened in The Archers this week apart from following the police in action which is not the most humorous activity in the world. By the end of the week the police had detected that Rob had a tracker on Helen's phone (which some had guessed anyway) and not much else and the following had made statements of one description or another that will suit the case for the prosecution: Kirsty, Pat, Ursula, Henry, Susan and no doubt a few others. It will take a very clever barrister to mount any form of defence. In other news Rob got a colostomy bag and Peggy showed sympathy to Ursula who was cleaning up the mess caused by the tuna bake and the apple pie and custard and blood. Unusually there was a dissenting voice who did not agree with Roifield and many contributors who have been quiet in recent weeks have rejoined the callerinerers and emailers. Welcome back. After a week of dour investigation both of our hosts are hoping to look to a more normal week in the village from which we cannot escape and in this regard the operation of the eggs business was reviewed. Kosmo On this week’s episode we have calls from Goddess Deeva who has a sadly not unique take on Rob and Helen Blithe Spirit who’s cross with the scriptwriters, Claire from Scotland via Canada who’s pleased with them, Catherine Kavanagh who thinks it was all in character Claire from Clapham who is pinning her hopes on Miles Titchner Titian who’s hearing too many points of view Miriam who’s also dreaming of Rob Maeve who’s been gluing people’s heads together Jacqueline who has a personal insight into Henry’s case Vicky Cole who cried in the washing up Yokelbear who agrees with the Roifrant Moiness who’s worried this is going to drag on Andrew Horn who has five points Isaac Q who’s going to need to brace himself Witherspoon who brings in the Prozac defence and Julie from Pickering

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  • 655. Celebrating Kate

    01:02:04||Ep. 655
    This week’s podcast is presented by Jacquieline and Theo. We hear from:Love Jazzer’s singing, with thoughts on the fall of the house of AldridgeGlyn, with thoughts about Alice’s pivotal role, and the failure of Loxley BarrattJohn and Jo laughing at Natasha and loving kateJaqueline, who is both pro and anti Kate this weekAnd finally Witherspoon with thoughts about Carol and AnnaWe  also have emails from  Gillian and Chris in IndianaPlus: we have the Week in Ambridge from Suey, a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group from  Witherspoon, and the Tweets of the Week from Michelle.Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum  Or send us a voice note via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764896 (7770 764896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon.Or email us at dumteedum@mail.comHow to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac*****The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. We recommend that you do not sign up to Patreon using the Patreon app, particularly on iPhones and iPads, as Apple appears to be imposing a 50% surcharge which goes to them, not us. The problem doesn’t arise if you go to Patreon through a browser - even if you do this on an iPhone, and once you have signed up, you can still use the Patreon app to listen to the ad-free podcasts.*****Also Sprach Zarathustra licenceCreative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit."Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/Funded ByLudwig ►    / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►    / jschlattlive   COMPOSED BY    / @officialphilman  

  • 654. Ornery Oldies

    01:19:28||Ep. 654
    This week’s podcast is presented by Lakey Hill LIminal and Theo. We hear from:Emily, lately of Abu Dhabi, who can’t bear Helen’s interactions with KirstyLove Jazzer’s Singing, who has some plot predictions and views on public service announcements. Witherspoon, with a lot of thoughts about Adam and a few about BrianMichelle, with hopes and fears for BradJaqueline, who feels for Anna AND CarolJohn and Jo from Scotland, with thoughts about pendant alarms and batsFIona, after Friday night’s bombshell, praising BrianClaire, who is relishing the trials of Bridge Farm and Home FarmAnd finally globetrotting Richard, with more thoughts about that so-called meeting, and also the care farmAnd we have emails  from Edna and GillianPlus: we have the Week in Ambridge from Suey, a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group from Jacquieline, and the Tweets of the Week from Michelle.Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum  Or send us a voice note via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764896 (7770 764896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon.Or email us at dumteedum@mail.comHow to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac*****The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. We recommend that you do not sign up to Patreon using the Patreon app, particularly on iPhones and iPads, as Apple appears to be imposing a 50% surcharge which goes to them, not us. The problem doesn’t arise if you go to Patreon through a browser - even if you do this on an iPhone, and once you have signed up, you can still use the Patreon app to listen to the ad-free podcasts.*****Also Sprach Zarathustra licenceCreative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit."Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/Funded ByLudwig ►    / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►    / jschlattlive   COMPOSED BY    / @officialphilman  

  • 653. Cold Custard

    59:48||Ep. 653
    This week’s podcast is presented by Michelle and Stephen. We hear from: Katherine - this was one of two calls that we unfortunately missed from last week’s podcast - and she is worried about the financial situation at Bridge Farm, she thinks that George needs a business mentor, and she’s a bit worried about Brian ; Leigh from Cookham - the other call that slipped through last time - she has thoughts about Ruth and BRCA testing; Lizzie, who has an exciting plot prediction about the Borchester Show; Jo and John who also have a plot prediction about Carol; Tracy from California who has thoughts on Adam’s child rearing and George’s character; Tracy again, with a plot prediction about blackmail; Katherine again, and she’s cross about Ruth and the BRCA testing; Witherspoon, who has thoughts on Pip and her doomscrolling;And finally Lakey Hill Liminal, who has a few words of praise for Brad; We have no emails this week, but as usual we’ll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Lakey Hill Liminal, and the Tweets of the Week from Purple Pumpkin; plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey.Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum   Or send us a voicenote via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764 896 (07770 764 896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon. Or email us at dumteedum@mail.com How to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac***** The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. We recommend that you do not sign up to Patreon using the Patreon app, particularly on iPhones and iPads, as Apple appears to be imposing a 50% surcharge which goes to them, not us. The problem doesn’t arise if you go to Patreon through a browser - even if you do this on an iPhone, and once you have signed up, you can still use the Patreon app to listen to the ad-free podcasts.***** Also Sprach Zarathustra licence Creative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit." Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/ Funded ByLudwig ►    / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►    / jschlattlive  COMPOSED BY   / @officialphilman  

  • 652. All Over?

    01:02:05||Ep. 652
    This week’s podcast is presented by Stephen and Jacquielene. We hear from:  First-time caller-innerers Jo and John from Motherwell, who have a prediction about the future of Home Farm; Witherspoon, with thoughts about Brian, Lilian and George; Claire from Clapham, who isn’t convinced that it’s all over; Globe-Trotting Richard, with expert (or not) thoughts on Home Farm; Witherspoon again, with a follow-up to his earlier call; and finally Bill from Coventry, who hasn’t called in for a very long time, with hopes for Kirsty’s pregnancy; And we have an email from David Moëd. As usual we’ll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Michelle, and the Tweets of the Week from Purple Pumpkin; plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey. Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum  Or send us a voicenote via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764 896 (07770 764 896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon. Or email us at dumteedum@mail.com How to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac ***** The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. We recommend that you do not sign up to Patreon using the Patreon app, particularly on iPhones and iPads, as Apple appears to be imposing a 50% surcharge which goes to them, not us. The problem doesn’t arise if you go to Patreon through a browser - even if you do this on an iPhone, and once you have signed up, you can still use the Patreon app to listen to the ad-free podcasts. ***** Also Sprach Zarathustra licence Creative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit." Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/ Funded ByLudwig ►   / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►   / jschlattlive  COMPOSED BY   / @officialphilman   

  • 651. Adam Adamant

    56:03||Ep. 651
    This week’s podcast is presented by Theo and Stephen. We hear from: Tim, with worries about what might happen to Tony’s £42,000; Ros from South Wales, with questions about the future of Home Farm; Glyn, with thoughts about two distinct elderly father figures Christopher, who thinks that Tom and Natasha’s finances are going to be a big story;and finally Witherspoon, with views on Alice and Ruth; And we have an emails from an anonymous Dumteedummer.As usual we’ll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from last week’s co-presenter Jacquieline, and the Tweets of the Week from Purple Pumpkin; plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey.Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum   Or send us a voicenote via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764 896 (07770 764 896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon. Or email us at dumteedum@mail.com How to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac***** The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. We recommend that you do not sign up to Patreon using the Patreon app, particularly on iPhones and iPads, as Apple appears to be imposing a 50% surcharge which goes to them, not us. The problem doesn’t arise if you go to Patreon through a browser - even if you do this on an iPhone, and once you have signed up, you can still use the Patreon app to listen to the ad-free podcasts.***** Also Sprach Zarathustra licence Creative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit." Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/ Funded ByLudwig ►    / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►    / jschlattlive  COMPOSED BY   / @officialphilman  

  • 650. Neediest Rex

    01:08:18||Ep. 650
    This week’s podcast is presented by Stephen and Jacquieline. We hear from: ·      Love Jazzer's Singing who has a plea to the scriptwriters on Kirsty's behalf; ·      Lakey Hill Liminal who has an award for Rex; ·      Witherspoon, who is looking forward to following Kirsty's pregnancy; ·      Globe-trotting Richard, who has done the inheritance tax sums for Home Farm;·      Lakey Hill Liminal again, this time with Brian in her cross hairs; ·      Claire from Clapham, with views on that conversation between Chris and Rex·      and finally Jonah, who isn't very impressed with the current storylines; And we have emails from Chris, back in Arizona, and Gillian in London.As usual we'll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Vicky, and the Tweets of the Week from Theo, plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey.Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum   Or send us a voicenote via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764 896 (07770 764 896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon. Or email us at dumteedum@mail.com How to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac***** The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. We recommend that you do not sign up to Patreon using the Patreon app, particularly on iPhones and iPads, as Apple appears to be imposing a 50% surcharge which goes to them, not us. The problem doesn’t arise if you go to Patreon through a browser - even if you do this on an iPhone, and once you have signed up, you can still use the Patreon app to listen to the ad-free podcasts.***** Also Sprach Zarathustra licence Creative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit." Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/ Funded ByLudwig ►    / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►    / jschlattlive  COMPOSED BY   / @officialphilman  

  • 649. All Clear

    53:56||Ep. 649
    This week’s podcast is presented by Theo and Stephen. We hear from: ·      Tim, who has views on Bridge Farm and the Anguses; ·      Witherspoon, who has been investigating Wednesday's supper faux pas; ·      Leigh from Cookham, with thoughts about Pip's story; ·      and finally Witherspoon again, with advice for Ruth on BRCA testing; And we have emails from Chris in Indiana and Gillian in London.As usual we'll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Michelle, and the Tweets of the Week from Theo, plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey.Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum   Or send us a voicenote via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764 896 (07770 764 896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon. Or email us at dumteedum@mail.com How to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac***** The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. We recommend that you do not sign up to Patreon using the Patreon app, particularly on iPhones and iPads, as Apple appears to be imposing a 50% surcharge which goes to them, not us. The problem doesn’t arise if you go to Patreon through a browser - even if you do this on an iPhone, and once you have signed up, you can still use the Patreon app to listen to the ad-free podcasts.***** Also Sprach Zarathustra licence Creative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit." Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/ Funded ByLudwig ►    / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►    / jschlattlive  COMPOSED BY   / @officialphilman  

  • 648. Workaday Biscuits

    50:58||Ep. 648
    This week’s podcast is presented by Stephen and Jacqueline. We hear from: ·      Witherspoon, who has been thinking further about George; ·      Andrea in Beautiful Brittany, who has something positive to say about Emma; ·      and finally Globe-Trotting Richard, who has thoughts about Brookfield and about George's ambitions; And we have emails from David Moëd, Gillian in London and Chris in Indiana.As usual we'll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Lakey Hill Liminal, making her debut, and the Tweets of the Week from Theo, plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, this week from Jacquieline in New Zealand.Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum   Or send us a voicenote via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764 896 (07770 764 896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon. Or email us at dumteedum@mail.com How to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac***** The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. We recommend that you do not sign up to Patreon using the Patreon app, particularly on iPhones and iPads, as Apple appears to be imposing a 50% surcharge which goes to them, not us. The problem doesn’t arise if you go to Patreon through a browser - even if you do this on an iPhone, and once you have signed up, you can still use the Patreon app to listen to the ad-free podcasts.***** Also Sprach Zarathustra licence Creative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit." Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/ Funded ByLudwig ►    / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►    / jschlattlive  COMPOSED BY   / @officialphilman  

  • 647. Resident Hedgehog

    01:01:45||Ep. 647
    This week’s podcast is presented by Jacqueline and Stephen. We hear from: ·      Tracy from California, who has firm views on Tony and the Anguses; ·      Leigh from Cookham, who thought that Tuesday's talk of getting too old for somethings wasn't that much fun; ·      Witherspoon, who is more frustrated with Tom this week than he was with Tony last week; ·      Lakey Hill Liminal, who brings a professional eye to that George and Brian relationship; ·      And finally Claire from Clapham, who has been intrigued by how Miranda has turned against Brian; And we have emails from Edna Cloud, our Vicky, Chris in Indiana, and Gillian in London.As usual we'll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Jacquieline, and the Tweets of the Week from Theo, plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey.Please call into the show using this link:www.speakpipe.com/dumteedum   Or send us a voicenote via WhatsApp on: +44 7770 764 896 (07770 764 896 if in the UK) – Open the WhatsApp app, key in the number and click on the microphone icon. Or email us at dumteedum@mail.com How to leave a review on Apple podcasts: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/podcasts/pod5facd9d70/mac***** The Patreon feed for Dumteedum is at www.patreon.com/DumteedumPodcast and the subscription rate is £5.00 per calendar month plus VAT. ***** Also Sprach Zarathustra licence Creative Commons ► Attribution 3.0 Unported ► CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/..."You are free to use, remix, transform, and build upon the materialfor any purpose, even commercially. You must give appropriate credit." Conducted byPhilip Milman ► https://pmmusic.pro/ Funded ByLudwig ►    / ludwigahgren  Schlatt ►    / jschlattlive  COMPOSED BY   / @officialphilman