Drive the Bus

"All I remember about this night is Molly comes up to us and goes, "Um, we need to leave. I'm getting kicked out right now."

"We're wearing all black. Well, I have bright red and yours is white across. This is the best we could do for all black."

"We ended up skipping down Welch together to go back home. We barely knew each other."

"We were in the same room as Kim Kardashian. We went through a tornado warning with Kim Kardashian."

"Now I'm like just anxious and nervous and I gotta get these drinks down, so I just start dining these drinks." "Hey I would too. I'd do that in any scenario." 

"I heard Helen Keller drank Celsius's, that's why she had to leave us a few years too early."