Double Deuce podcast

WHOOPS! We couldn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode (and next week we may be back to recording in person)! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 7! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (44 Double Stuf’d minutes! Shoutout Oreos! *wolf howl*) cause our hubris knows no bounds and we refuse to be bound by the laws of space and time! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! Blame at least some of it on the pandemic and the limits of zoom recording! We’ve got guests, though! One guest, anyway! Jason Keezer is in no less than 2 of these bad boys! Want the contents? Here’s the Contents: Superbowl LV Recap, or That’s Life, Man (2/21/21) Mars Colony, or BIG Science (2/21/21) Pour Some Wine on You, or Let Me Feed You These Brazilians (3/7/21) Bad Writing Tips, or Good Luck, Writers! (3/7/21) Red Ball 4 is Not the Future, or Lazy Fascism (3/7/21) C-List Supervillains, or the Quest for Better Glue (w/ Jason Keezer!)(3/21/21) Chris Nelson Live Starring Jason Keezer and His Hypeman Without a Country (w/ Jason Keezer)(3/21/21) Old Videos, or Explaining Alcoholism to Our Kids, or the Origin of Ed Parker’s Screams! (3/21/21) Beekeeping, or I Married a Bear, or Honey House (4/4/21) Bounty Hunter Fights, or Do You Want Will to Sing? (4/4/21) Plus, a bonus mini-mini called Zoom Self Love! Do you want Will to sing at the end of the next DecaDeuce? Or do you not want that enough that you need your voice to be heard on the matter!? Let us know and try to wrest control of a tiny sliver of your destiny! Vote! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!

Look, we’re trying to make a D&D episode, but we have a hard time staying on task. Notes! Nelson undercuts Will for the sake of scientific accuracy! It’s a D&D episode! Will tries to use the D&D episode as a way to air some of his junior high-era grievances! Hey government, if you’re not too busy, could you get all the cocaine out of NPR, please!? Mid-Level DM advice! The founder of Cinnabon is an unrepentant murderer! Now that the pandemic is over, Will is really hoping to go to New Mexico! Breaking Bad is a direct retelling of the cinnamon roll murders and Cinnabon’s reign of terror, and Vince Gilligan isn’t even being subtle about it! Nelson started reading the new Star Wars High Republic stuff! Wookiee jedi enjoys a fruit and cheese plate! Not since James Joyce’s Ulysses have I been so confused about a book! [editor’s note: there’s a gungan (a Jar Jar) pirate named Wet Bub cause he’s constantly soaked in blood] [pps: I like this book, but it’s crazy and it gave me high school keeping track of the characters in War and Peace flashbacks] Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!

It’s all downhill now! Here’s the notes: Do you really have the “Best Burger in Town” or are you just jerking me off!? Will’s Mom’s feud with Will’s Google Assistant is the Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow that will ignite the fire that will be war with the robots! Nelson takes away Will’s training wheels so he can soar, but forgets to give him landing gear! It’s a D&D episode! #DDD&D! Applebee’s, maybe! Applebee’s gets a lot of mileage out of the human body being unable to accurately, completely remember pain! How many M’s in ramekin!? Take responsibility for your actions! Kids, if somebody in your crew drops a body, that’s also on you! Don’t burn your hands, kids! Phonetics! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!

Bad notes again, bad Nelson! Here’s what he managed to scrawl: We don’t just do this to entertain. As always, we are here to educate the kids. Look, let Nelson build the kind of child army he wants to build, and you can go build your child army your way. Will does the Applebee’s ad! Will recommends a podcast, The Podcaster’s Guide to the Galaxy: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-podcasters-guide-to-the-galaxy/id1510865752! Go check them out if you like sci-fi or British people or podcasts or anything! Also, video game chattin’! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!

Nelson did a bad notes today, but here’s what we got: Will requires no coaching! According to Will, he says “uh” too much and he fears society’s scorn. Nelson is only concerned with grim realities. June through February is Whacking Time, according to Will. Biblical Cinematic Universe! BASKETBALL! If you get me a time machine, I will get you a dragon: that’s the Nelson promise. Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! There's new episodes of Pumpkin Spice and The TV Show Show dropping as we speak! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!

Nelson is a basketball shark metaphor and we need to evict returning guest, Jason Keezer! The Notes: We need more gardens! Will needs to be seated near the bathroom! Law 101: roll 2d6 on an objection check! Quarantine D&D and Improv Shows! Nelson and Keezer are both birdmen! Jason Keezer is no Jim Davis! Our lawyer can get you a baby! Don’t drink the buttery topping! No “open dangles” if you’re going to work in this Applebee’s, mister! Jason Keezer is a one-man key party! See Keezer perform with the Guild Theater every Friday on facebook live and then on youtube a day or two later! Also check out Nerd Nite which is back on zoom! Next show is April 14th! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!

Nelson’s comedy political rival, Jason Keezer, is here to try to sell us tombstone flash drives. The Notes: Nelson wants to be a holocron so bad, you guys! Keezer hates socks! Dodge City is at the forefront of artistic innovation! Which Ones are the Werewolves, and Which Ones are the Vampires: a Guide to Romeo & Juliet! Nelson would be a good best man! Nana loved the Sirloin Stockade! Will longs for the days of salads eaten out of dog bowls and warm buns! We need Guy Fieri to validate us! Keezer murders Will, old west style! We forgot to talk about basketball! See Keezer perform with the Guild Theater every Friday on facebook live and then on youtube a day or two later! Also check out Nerd Nite which is back on zoom! Next show is April 14th! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!

We got another pod here, now one year without being able to do it face to face! And we can’t record in person either, HEY-YO!!!! Here’s the notes: Silver Spoons is the hollow allure of capitalism! Speaking of spoons! Great Harvest Bread story, get ready! Petition the city to avow it on a plaque! This city needs more plaques! Lawrence City Commissioner werewolf stories! Did you have your prom dinner at Applebee’s? Nelson don’t think his riblets don’t stink! So much good advertising to you! Beats per Ass! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!

Back again, a year or so into our Covid bullshit. Here’s the notes: Is Will in Mensa, or did we just get him kicked out? Will blames concussions for his inability to conceptualize other humans on their own terms! Spats Carter! Sports Corner! College Basketball has logged into the chat! Top 5 Laughs at Mensa! 32/16 is the established Didgeridoo speed! Get some air in there! Nelson didn’t know how right he was about Les Miles not being a good hire! Will’s mea culpa to his mother! Mike Anderson is too fancy to flee the country from the gulf coast, apparently! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you!