IT IS HALLOWEEK STILL, I SWEAR. Geez man, this one's a ripper. It's got Taylor Swift refs (Pass the Monster Meat, Milady!) and secret spider men (This Monster Wants to Eat Me) and a slam dunk home run plot guess of a fuckin brutal title (Li'l Miss Vampire Can't Suck Right). We take another run at hot and fresh new segment, FIRST THOUGHT, BEST THOUGHT, and wind up in stitches, obviously. We get a real hoot of an ISEKAI MAD-LIB and probably our first idea for merch that doesn't infringe on copyright. Dopt Plopt. ASCEND. God we have a good show.

Lil Miss Dot Can't Plot Right

ANIME. GOOD ONES. CAT GIRLS. NYAAA-TY ONES. It's Dot Plot Ascension, bringing you the HEAAAT. Nyaaaaa :3Get ready for some pure, unadulterated anime mayhem. It is a fun one.We talk about Wonder Egg Priority, There's No Freakin' Way I'll Be Your Lover... Unless? and All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku.

Sork-Anime, Freakin' Lovers, and the Cat Girl Culture Thesis

On this week's brutally honest deep dive into the uncomfortable and dark depths of anime depravity:It's a goddamned Rashomon. Kalena and Bob watched three shows, in separate places, in different languages?! It turns out Quinn is absolutely jacked and can totally lift?!?! We have the best show ever (Isekai Mad Libs!!!!!!)?!?!?!?!?! We talk about fitness, it's never not gross, every show was dog shit this week and Bob and Kalena had to endure these tragedies alone. Please Clap. SHOWS:How Heavy Are The Dumbbells You Lift?Am I Actually The Strongest?Can A Boy/Girl Friendship Survive?

Dot Plot Fitness Challenge: How Much Am I Can A Heavy Boy Dumbell Girl Lift (Fortnite) The Stromgest?

worbs have mmeanings and consequences. And we said a whole lot into microphones, recorded them, and called it a podcast called DOT PLOT ASCENSION. The energy is off the chain here. We recorded in a study room in a college library, hot off the back of watching the Van's Warped Tour and drinking unique beverages. You can tell. We mention it. ANYWAYS. We talk about "The Detective is Already Dead," a show that should have been better than it was! We touch base on "Let This Grieving Soul Retire," a show that was bad, given how good the name is! A little Isekai Madlib palate cleanser reminds us of the impact of our worbs, before we finish with a big old bloodivore classic, "Bloody Escape: Bats Out Of Hell," which is technically a film. Get us to a hundo regular listens, and we'll watch it all, on stream, while drinking unique beverages. We GUARANTEE IT. This one is an all-timer, y'all buckle up. It's BIG POD SEASON.

Wobert Knows Worbs

Oh man, we meant Fay Wray the whole time. Anyways. We're casting stuff, pods mostly, and they're about animes. We start off with an impromptu diversion into ISEKAI MADLIBS, and it goes very well. Psych, it goes TERRRIBLY. We take a trip into "Our Last Crusade, or The Rise of a New World" which Quinn turns into a travesty. We hit the information superhighway for "#Compass 2.0" a show about *squints at notes* What if League of Legends was Overwatch, but you Yu-Gi-Oh it, and then Digimon it and hang out with Reaper in VR? That sucks. Anyways we end on an absolute heater of "The Gorilla God's Go To Girl." We talk about Faye Dunaway, Quinn meant Fay Wray. Ooops. Follow us on Instagram and stuff @dotplotascension, and one of these days, I promise we'll post there. Probably.

Isekai Intro, an M-Preg chaser, an Indie Horror Comedy, and I'm thinking Faye Dunaway

If you think you saw this get uploaded already, you didn't, that was an illusion cast by some girls who can NEVER become magicians. Don't worry about it.

If you saw the original upload of this episode, no you didn't, the audio was broken and bad and it's god's fault, not ours. Regardless. We open today's episode with an apology. An apology to our viewer, and an apology to our dear friend Bobby. Flim Flam is real. Ghoul School is real. And we doubted our boy. Shame on us. May God and Bob forgive us. After that, it is GIRLS NIGHT, BAYBEEEEEEE. ALL GIRLS! ALL ANIMATED IN JAPAN! HELL YEAH! We got Girls Band Cry! Imagine the wacky stuff Quinn can get up to with that title! Then we got The Stories of Girls Who Couldn't Be Magicians! What can they do? Dunno, but it certainly ain't being a magician. We hit an all-timer ISEKAI MADLIB, further proving Bobby Finley's mastery of the form. We're so lucky to have him. We polish it off with a trip to Rascal Doesn't Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, a title I was absolutely terrified of entering into a google search bar. If you don't get your chuckles on in this episode, I feel sorry for you. Get absolutely Chugged.

GIRLS NIGHT: Dot Plot Correction Corner (Justice for Flim Flam) and a Rascal's Trip to the Blowing Alley?!?!?!?

Robert built a time machine, back to 2016, and cut together an absolute HEATER of a career retrospective. From the lost "Soundcloud" era of Dot Plot, a magnificent clip show, containing the birth of some of our most recurring bits. It is a beaut. Meanwhile, your intrepid hosts take a trip to the movies and watch Mobile Suit Gundam: GQuuuuuuuuuuuuuX!!! What did they think of it? Will we ever return from the time vortex Bob built? Why so many "u's" in the name of this show? Answers await you, viewer.

TIME TRAVEL SPECIAL EPISODE: Dot.Plot://Ascension_FiNaL ReBirth_bY_sLeEp?!?!?!? 

Hot Diggity Shit Anime Fans. Welcome back, Viewer. We're in the ZONE. We're KICKING OUT THE JAMS, Podcast-wise. And there are various levels of success. We Hit up Ron Kamonohashi for his Forbidden Deductions, which Quinn squanders. He's a squander-y lil fella. Then we get served up a piping hot plate of Scooby-Doo Spook-taculars in "A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!" Robert cooks up some isekai bullshit and takes us to the Boardwalk, and we finish it off with an all-timer. An exquisite example of WHY we do this. The Siren Call of the Anime-mines is none more evident than in "Bogus Skill &lt;&lt;Fruitmaster&gt;&gt; ~About that Time I became able to eat multiple skill fruits (that kill you)~" And We ABANDON OUR ENDING TAGLINE. IT WAS DOGSHIT AND WE KNEW IT. AND THEN, THE CLOUDS PARTED, AND HEAVEN DELIVERED UNTO US A BLESSING FROM BABBALABBA-DINGDONG, HOT BOB HIMSELF! UNTO US HE SPOKE SUCH DIVINE SCRIPTURES THAT I DARE NOT UTTER THEM BEFORE THEY HAVE CHANCE TO TAKE PURCHASE IN YOUR EAR CANALS AND FILL YOUR HEART WITH THE TRUTH AND JUSTICE OF ASCENSION. It's a good show we do here.

Bogus Host <<Plotmaster>> ~About the Time Quinn Tried to make Orb Again (It should have killed him)~ [Bob Rewrites the Ending Line]//Kalena Does Crimes For The CHURCH?//

A Lost Bit about Tickle Fetishes, REVIVED! Resuscitating a bit about Dick Cheney!&nbsp;Jokes about WAR CRIMES!!! We're back on our baloney, and goblins in Bob and Kalena's house munched on our gahddamned pods. This is a rough one. Deal with it. I haven't had clean water in fuckin three days, so maybe cool your jets about the pod quality, okay? ANIME, BLAGHHGHG GRANDMA'S SPAGHETTI

Ear Crimes abound, An Insurmountable ORB-deal, and the Worst Edit Quinn Ever Submitted

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Three friends embark on the world's greatest adventure, scouring the internet for impossibly titled anime, and making jokes about how good some of them are. Your beautiful, talented, and humble hosts: Quinn Rentz, Kalena Sills, and Robert "Hot Bobby" Finley.

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