Doomslayers

Dear colleagues,Please note below the agenda for this week's highly engaging and seewwwper dynamic team meeting chaired by scary-skinny colleague Annie Queeries.The team discuss connecting with one's inner child. Ireland's deep resentment of theatre kids is also highlighted. Dooms include an accidental peeping Tom worried about becoming an outcast and a jobseeker seeking comedic amnesty amongst their merciless circle of friends.Colleague Donna sends her apologies for the meeting due to an extremely urgent and important executive matter that you wouldn't understand at your particular pay grade.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

The Doomslayers have arrived in Galway just in time for the Galway Theatre Festival and the apocalypse!!! In their bunker at electric nightclub, they share wisdom about planning parties, moving back in with your parents, and getting your tit bruised by a yup bro. The Dooms include an overly generous boss, a roommate with a penchant for fairy…..non bio and a student struggling to embrace their creative side.

In this weeks Board meeting, the C-suite discuss purpose, including trying to decipher the purpose of a game named soggy biscuit.The dooms include a woman who’s feeling saucy for her surrogate, an ex who’s emotions are ruining a girls Instagram, and a relationship where they’ve yet to utter the L word.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

Attention colleagues!Please find attached the minutes from our weekly all-hands, chaired by our Chief Executionary Officer, Orificer and Obfuscator, the professionally prostrate Donna Fella.In this reeeeally reeeeally excoyshing knowledge exchange, the C-Suite executives were inspired by significant movement in the market and discuss the harrowing experience of moving house.The girls girlboss everyone's doom away as per Doom Inc. company policy, including a listener who is having a clandestine gay affair with their bestie's fave uncle! **WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

We’re back! Esteemed colleagues and semi-respected underlings. Please join us for today’s C-Suite meeting, chaired by our Data Erection Officer.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

Hello esteemed colleagues and obedient underlings.Please find attached the recording of our ÆGM which took place at Smock Alley. Attendance was mandatory but if you would like to revisit the topics discussed, this will stay live and shareable on Fleeaboo, the new company database.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

Hi Listeners,You won't BELIEVE what happens in the final episode of my first ever docu-pod-cast-amentary. I don't want to give away any spoilers so let's just say it's more shocking than the flavour profile of Tayto's Limited Edition Cheese & Onion chocolate bar.I want to thank you all from the bottom of my Bullamuck heart for following me along on this crazy adventure. Your support has meant more to me than the time I placed third in the Under 40 Horse Plough competition at the Ploughing Championships, even though I'm not a horse.All the best,Siobhan Shank

Hi guys, I’m still actually investigating the C.U.L.T and hoping to get the Doomslayers back to normal. But the good news is I’ve made contact and things aren’t exactly as they seem. Listen to these clips to see what I mean. -Siobhan