🌸DOOMSLAYERS SEASON 2 FINALE🌸 That's right doomers! Rather than kissing under the mistletoe and wrapping gifts, these three Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration are fisting under the macrame and wrapping up Season 2 of Doomslayers! The girls conclude their amazing year in The Collective by reflecting on their peaks, their pits and the artistic dream/humiliation ritual that was creating their Fringe show APOCALYPSE HOW? They have a final rummage in their heaving sacks and pull out their last quandaries, including a charitable listener having a offal time with an elderly friend, an aunty inadvertently objectified by her 6yr old niece and a lady of virginal virtue fretting about frotting! Sisters Annie, Laylah and Donna would like to sincerely thank our darling listeners for all their support throughout the season 💗 Prepare for more doom than ever in 2026! **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> Instagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

Catch Up On Correspondences IV: Season's Fleetings

Rumination is the topic this week as Laylah and Annie chat about how they both love therapy and particularly sending other people to therapy. The dooms include a listener who’s struggling to move on from a difficult childhood, one who’s struggling to move on from an awkward work situation and one who’s struggling to move on from a celebrity obsession.&nbsp; **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">her</a>e Instagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

I Would Rather Die Than Let My Kid Eat Cup-A-Soup 

As Donna and Laylah have come to the conclusion that all they need is eachother, they chat monogamy together this week. Donna chats about how amongst the gays, it can be hard to imagine a future of monogamy while Laylah shares her belief that she’ll someday cheat for the fun of it. The dooms include a family torn apart by an open relationship, a child who resents their parent’s polyamory and a woman who’s discovered her husband’s affair. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> Instagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

Do You Want Love Or You Want Fame? Are You In The Game? 

As the girls discuss friendship, Annie chats about friendship longevity, Donna discusses friendships that can be restrictive and Laylah shares her theory that she’s not a very good friend. The dooms include a friend who’s gone postal, a man who caught his girlfriend having a flick to her bestie and a listener who needs advice post argument. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> Instagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

If You Can’t Be My Friend, Then Please Don’t Be My Enemy!

The Doomslayers chat rejection. Laylah talks about her teenage years of developing cliques, Annie divulges her tendency to send the wrong signals when she first meets someone and Donna discusses her simple technique to avoid rejection. The dooms include a listener who’s hot for hurler, one who can’t require her friend’s affection and a person who’s consistently unlucky in relationships. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> Instagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

You’re A Virgin Who Can’t Drive 

Conflict is girl’s topic of choice this week as they discuss the tensions that arose around their recent Fringe show. Laylah discusses her love of conflict, Donna says she feels conflict adverse, despite the others thinking she’s quite good at it and Annie admits she’s terrified of it. The dooms include an AI wedding, a doggy pressie for Grandad and a child who’s getting a little aggressive. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a>

Pretty Much, I Would Let Gemma Know…

This week, the three girls discuss their trad-wife tendencies. Laylah talks about her fear of being an unaware nazi, Donna discusses her propensity to go crazy when she’s attracted to a man and Annie chats about her previous experience of choosing a relationship because she thought it’s what’s expected of her.&nbsp; Dooms including a totally hot chick who’s somehow attracted to a nerd, a gay guy afraid he’s turning straight and a straight guy who might be accidentally in a gay relationship.&nbsp; **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a>

Your Hair Looks Sexy Pushed Back 

We're BAAAAACK! 🌸🏵️🌼 Hot sister-wife summer is officially over and the girls are READY to spread more than just the good word. With their hearts full of The Leader's love and their legs gaily akimbo, this week's topic is SEX 🫦 Sister Laylah discusses the erotic potential of exacting revenge, Sister Annie extols the virtues of f*cking the pain away and Sister Donna bravely bemoans her experiences as a victim of the Madonna/wh*re complex. Dooms include a listener who is grappling with a kink for running late, and some parents whose clandestine relations were interrupted by their child innocently asking for some sustenance. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> Instagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

Number 17, The Spreadeagle! 

It’s that time again! The Doomslayers are finishing up the season and they’re clearing their inbox of unuttered dooms. The dooms include a coworker who’s marrying a woman, but must now tell his boyfriend, a listener who’s been queening out with his besties ex and a seaside town enthusiast who’s terrified of the local wildlife. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> Instagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod

Catch Up On Correspondences III: Another Year, Another Rear

Advice For the End of the World

Welcome to Doomslayers, the podcast where Annie Queeries, Donna Fella and Laylah Beattie share their radical knowledge to those who’ve yet to see the light.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Together, these three hydroponic honeys are here to guide you through the doom and gloom of the nihilistic new age with a homily of holistic and nugatory advice that is really happening in a far-out way so you too can ascend beyond the modern malaise. Hosted By:Laylah BeattieDonna FellaAnnie Queeries Produced By:Niall Duggan Artwork by:Daniel Mooney (@mundomoo) Photography:Babs Daly

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