Don't Tease The Animals

Been pining over those Insta-worthy pantries? Craving a glowed-up closet? Yeah...us too. This week, Pam & Sarah chat drool-worthy organization, own up to their personal clutter catastrophes, aaaand Joe schools us all on how to make your Google calendar your b*tch. As always, we follow it all up with two perfectly planned games: first, the gals each share their own old-school Cosmo-esque quiz to help you find your personal organizational style, before we close with a tidy little improv scene that the ladies make up on the spot, based on the rest of the episode! So get your sh*t together and let's laugh a bit.

Shall we compare all nine of you to a dope ass queen?With flowing locks enviable by every babe of the eighties-nineteen.We're as stoked for this week as a Tiger Beat held by a tween,Because we love ya so much, it makes us try to rhyme like George Gershween....Ok that was a stretch, but hey we tried! Per usual, we're trying something new this week and going in on poetry! Pam & Sarah are woefully unprepared, and Joe is ready to laugh at them along with all of you. Let's dive in for some of the worst poetry you've ever heard, followed by rhyme battles and an epic improv finale.

They say that “a Garden is a duet between a human being and Mother Nature.” We say that’s a pair we’d follow on Spotify. This week’s episode goes out to all you gorgeous green thumbs out there. Pam & Sarah try to figure out whether they’re gardening goddesses or plant pariahs before jumping into two fertile, fertile games. The first: “Pitch It or Ditch It” where the two take turns pitching their best evergreen ideas as Joe plays Shark Tank. Then, they’re bringing their best crops of internet gardening disasters, with a twist in “Craigslist or Catfish: Garden Edition”. Grab your wheelbarrows and stinkiest fertilizer — we’re digging into some laughs this week!For more info about us or our sponsors, check out our Insta @dontteasetheanimalspodcastCheck out this episode's sponsors!Merchant's Daughter Hard Cider or find them on IG @merchantsdaugherhardciderCo-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown

It's Season 5 y'all! Pam & Sarah are stoked to be back after what feels like forever with juicy updates, some hot tea, and of course, fresh laughs. This week we're channeling our dearest and inner-est Abby's and diving into advice. The gals chat the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of sticking their noses in other peoples' bizness before crushing two kick-ass games: Best Suggestion (where each person comes in with either the best advice ever or something that came out of a hot wet garbage can) and Famous Last Words (where the gals take turns trying to stump each other with famous pieces of advice throughout history).For more info about us or our sponsors, check out our Insta @dontteasetheanimalspodcastCheck out this episode's sponsors!Getaway and use Promo Code DTTA25 for a sweet discount!Take the Plunge Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown

We're pinching ourselves this week, as Pam & Sarah welcome the inimitable Faith Prince, Tony Award Winner and superstar of stage, screen, and our fangirling hearts for over 3 decades! You do not want to miss this one, as the gals chat with Faith about her illustrious career, some of her most memorable moments, and why helping up-and-coming artists has become her new mission. And we should be calling this our Season "FUN-ale" with two totally kick-ass games. First up: "Other Side of The Tracks" -- think Quickfire meets Vogue interview where Faith answers these two nosey nellies' questions as quickly as possible. And our last game, "Dear Faith" is closing out Season 4 with a bang as Ms. Prince hosts her very own advice column, spilling more wisdom than any of us deserve. It's been a hell of a season, and we're stoked to share this GEM of a finale! xoxo, P&SCo-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Faith PrinceEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown

Yabba dabba DO click that play button! This week’s topic has got us feeling all of our very best Saturday morning feels. Sufferin succotash — it’s Cartoons! Dust off that cable remote and stroll down memory lane with us as Pam & Sarah relive their fave characters and shows, talk current trends in animation, and dogging on the ones they could do without. Cowabunga dudes, first game up: “Get Looney, Tooney” and the gals are pitching their ideas for new cartoons to Joe with their most epic theme song creations. Then we’re closing out with one of our personal favorites: “Celebrity Cagematch”! Who doesn’t love listening as their favorite cartoon characters from childhood go head to head in an all out brawl. Tune in! It’ll be a blast. …Giggity.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown

Break out the bubble wrap and throw out half of everything you own...you guessed it...it's moving tiiiime. This week, Pam and Sarah are *unpacking* one of life's most annoying tasks: sharing their own personal battle stories, dropping their best techniques for purging that storage unit, and commiserating on the general "ugh-ness" of it all. But it's not all complaining cuz we've got two super duper games! First up, the gals are sending Joe on the most epic pre-moving errand journey that has ever been, then we're bookending this beast with a Moving-In-Themed improv! So double park that U-Haul (I'm sure it'll be fine there) and share some laughs with us.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown

Cowabunga! We’ve got a totally tubular episode coming out the barrel with super *swell* brahhh, Tyler Breuer of Swell Season Surf Radio! We’re stoked to be chatting all about riding the waves with Tyler: how he found surfing, his mission to share the waves far and wide, and some truly epic stories. And, of course, we’ve got two totally bitchin games lined up — “Hang Ten…or Not” where Tyler schools Pam & Sarah on some gnarly surf terms and “What’s Up With You, Point Break?” where these two kooks throw out Cosmo-esque quizzes to determine your true surfer dude alter ego. Come on in, the water’s fine.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Tyler BreuerEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown