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DNSYE - Q&A, Watford Fringe & Justin's football friends

We find out what the Plymouth Marine Aquarium, Vicarage Road pitch lamps and the Aurora Borealis have in common plus Justin tells us about Icelandic naming conventions and the hosts announce their Icelandic names with varying degrees of certainty and pride/shame before Carl takes us Ghanabound!! It’s fair to say we didn’t start this pod very well!!!


Eurovision is discussed and Justin’s opinions are trampled on as we take a guided tour round the history of Bucks Fizz and find out just who is Rita Crudgington, the old TV show Eurotrash and Pete turns on the French and their sporting opening ceremonies, before discussing our best and least appropriate “Dad jokes”, Udinese and that lot up the road!


We discuss the new Sky deal, the 3 O’clock TV black out and the effect that this will then have on kick off times and travelling supporters, we also find out why Carl would charge Justin and Pete to come round his gaff to watch a game!


We then settle the question on clingfilm and tin foil before Carl explains that an NVQ (Level 3) in doesn’t cover how to turn on a vacuum cleaner!


We speak to Sharon from the Pump House and Watford Fringe Festival of which we have inadvertently become a part before we reflect on Justin’s recent chat with former Chelsea and Palace players on the subject of mental heath.


COYH!!

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