Dungeons and Doritos

The debut adventure of Nerdy Show’s epic RPG podcast, Dungeons & Doritos, is back and better than ever! Journey to the magical land of Doritodonia, and embark on a mayhem-filled, morally-questionable quest for wealth, honor, and crunchy corn chips! Dungeons & Doritos started as a one-shot episode of Nerdy Show where hosts Cap, Brian, Hex, and Triforce Mike were joined by ninja rapper DM Masurao of Krondor Krew to play 4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons. The episode was so popular it became its own series and the legend begins here! Enter Jen’Ifer the ego-maniacal tiefling sorcerer, Chair – a dining room chair transformed into a naked and crazed dwarf, Vimak the fish-out-of-water goliath shaman, and Jamela the overly sensual dragonborn. In this first quest, these four mismatched warriors venture into a kobold-infested keep to save dwarven miners from a White Dragon Wyrmling. But will their reward of Doritos be worth the torment of each other’s company? Dungeons & Dragons will never be the same again. This remastered edition of our first episode from 2009 presents fully restored and remixed audio – hear classic Dungeons & Doritos like you’ve never heard it before!Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2015/04/dnd1-remastered/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jen’Ifer, Vimak, Chair, and Jamela’s quest deep within the local Doritos mines concludes! After fierce battles with shifty foes we come face-to-face with the fiendish White Dragon and her elite kobold cohorts. But the party is coming unglued – especially Chair who’s developed a multiple personality disorder. Will there be any dwarves left to save? What legendary loot awaits? How many twisted personas does Chair have?! Find out in the epic end of our inaugural adventure. This remastered edition of our second episode from 2009 presents fully restored and remixed audio – hear classic Dungeons & Doritos like you’ve never heard it before! As in the debut episode (also fully remastered) Cap, Brian, Hex, and Triforce Mike are joined by ninja rapper DM Masurao of Krondor Krew for this classic 4th Edition campaign with our own demented twist. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2015/04/dnd2-remastered/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The party encounters a sacked caravan of performers missing a peculiar prized possession: a pangolin. Now, a normal pangolin would be odd enough - they're basically tree-dwelling anteaters with razor sharp armor - but this is the EROTIC Pangolin; a mystical creature capable of conjuring uncontrolled desires for anyone in its proximity. Join Vimak the goliath, Jen'Ifer the tiefling, Jamela the dragonborn, and Chair the dwarf-that-used-to-be-furniture for a 4th Edition fetch quest of epic proportions. They've got to fight of a forest full of goblins and their own unchecked lusts if they want to reap a hefty reward. Can Chair's already scrambled brain withstand the pangolin's perverse power? And how far will Jen'Ifer go to make sure he doesn't have to see what happens? This fan-inspired adventure is the stuff of legends. For links and more info, head to the main episode page: http://nerdyshow.com/2017/02/dungeons-doritos-the-quest-for-the-erotic-pangolin-remastered/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Crunchmas! What? You don’t know what Crunchmas is? Oh, you poor dear. Why, Crunchmas is the happiest, and most delicious time of the year! But you know, there’s a little man named Chair who doesn’t know what Crunchmas is either. And on this fine winter evening his friends are going to teach him just what Crunchmas is all about. Merry Crunchmas – one and all! Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/12/dd-do-they-know-its-crunchmas-2/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s this? Vimak is missing!! Without their moral compass, can CHAIR, Jamela, and Jen’Ifer come together and work as a team to find him? Even when it means going toe-to-mythical-toe with a brand new pantheon of deities who seem to not only have taken interest in Vimak, but one of our other intrepid heroes… Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/02/dd-episode-4-mid-day-in-the-maze-of-mischief/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Journey once more with CHAIR, Vimak, Jamalla and Jen’Ifer on their questionable travels for riches, renown and… other stuff. After their confrontation with the Maze of Mischief, the band of miscreants finds that their favorite Tiefling has gone off, leaving only a letter. So they plot their quest in the direction of Jen’Ifer and leave the town of Port O’Jon. This episode finds our mismatched trio wandering the countryside of Doritodonia...This episode marks the dawn of a new era of Dungeons & Doritos – with our new Game Master, Ruel and a new mode of play – Sagas RPG. It’s a fast, fun, and flexible form of table top perfect for our style of play and amazing for smoothly playing with chaos and creativity. If you haven’t heard it yet, check out the episode of Nerdy Show, “Cosmic Things“ where we interviewed Ruel and talk about what makes Sagas different and how we’re going to integrate it into DnD. It’s important to note that this isn’t the first official game of us playing Sagas. Before we made the commitment to dive into a whole new system and join up with a new GM we had to give ‘em a test drive. This was our test run of Sagas, based on loose renderings of our character sheets, not the final versions that are coming soon. We weren’t planning on releasing this recording as an episode, but we liked it so much we had to! This is a harrowing adventure and these events are sure to come back to haunt the D&D crew. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/06/dd-episode-5-birdbath/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome, fearless listener, to the sixth edition of Dungeons & Doritos! Ye who have been clamoring for more dusty deliciousness have been duly rewarded for your patience, for this month ye have not one but TWO episodes of peril and adventure! DOUBLE-DIP into the salsa of June and savor this zesty treat! In this episode, Vimak, CHAIR, and Jamela are still en route to Cool Ranch, looking to meet up with their less-than-enthusiastic comrade, Jen’Ifer. But what’s a road trip without pitstops? The gang happens upon a prosperous boom town surrounding a wizard’s tower and Jamela smells opportunity, and it smells like… a talking dog!? Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/06/dd-episode-6-the-labrador-the-laboratory/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back, weary traveler, to the flavor-dusted land of Doritodonia. CHAIR, Vimak, and Jamela have gone through some strange and harrowing adventures on their way to reunite with their waylaid and sulfurous companion, Jen’Ifer, but at long last, Cool Ranch is in sight and the team is on the verge of being whole again. Of course, with these four, nothing ever goes the way it’s planned! There’s a mystery afoot in Cool Ranch, but are they clever enough to solve it? If Wolf-Bear is Scooby, does that make Vimak Shaggy? Or is it CHAIR? And how does Jen’Ifer factor into these Foul Deeds at Cool Ranch? Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/08/dd-episode-7-foul-deeds-at-cool-ranch/

No reunion with Jen’Ifer was going to be a happy one – but no one expected it to be this BAD! Dark magicks were indeed afoot in the strange hamlet of Cool Ranch, and the Dungeon & Doritos gang managed to get themselves perilously deep into trouble to find their friend. Now, trapped in the cellar of Cool Ranch Manor, they’ve got to escape and try to stop a Dark God’s wrath from descending on the innocent villagers. But with the odds stacking up against them, Jamela’s powers on the fritz, and Jen’Ifer’s evil influence once again meddling with their judgment – how foul can this day go? Galdap, tell ‘em about the twinkie! Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/09/dd-episode-8-fouler-deeds-in-cool-ranch/