EN/GA ep for St Patricks Day

Satire for sleepyheads.Aoir do chodlatáin. Legal notice available at <a href="https://european-union.europa.eu/legal-notice_ga" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://european-union.europa.eu/legal-notice_ga</a>Cookie policy available at <a href="https://european-union.europa.eu/cookies_ga" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://european-union.europa.eu/cookies_ga</a>

Saint Patrick's Day Special

DG SLEEP makes a colourful return to usher in a sleepy spring.Text taken from EUR-LEX: <a href="https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/PDF/?uri=CELEX:31968R0316" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/PDF/?uri=CELEX:31968R0316</a>Satire for sleepyheads.

I'll Bring EU Flowers (In the Pouring Rain)

Drift away as the Night Elves revisit a Commission Directive that established the permissible sound power levels of lawnmowers.Text taken from Eur-Lex: <a href="https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A31987L0252&amp;qid=1728592066652" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A31987L0252&amp;qid=1728592066652</a>Insta: @sleepdgsleep

Mower Power to You

The Council kicks out the jams in this sweet Directive from 2001.Text from Eur-Lex: <a href="https://eur-lex.europa.eu/eli/dir/2001/113/oj" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://eur-lex.europa.eu/eli/dir/2001/113/oj</a>Follow us on Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/</a>On toast, in yogurt, wherever you get your podcasts.

Ode to Jam

Tonight, the night-elves of DG SLEEP tackle Council conclusions on maximising the role of grassroots sport in developing transversal skills, especially among young people.Text taken from Eur-Lex: <a href="https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A52015XG0527%2802%29&amp;qid=1719518193420" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A52015XG0527%2802%29&amp;qid=1719518193420</a>Find us on Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/</a>Satire for sleepyheads.

Good Sport

At your desk or in your cat tree. Take a break where you can get it with the Catnap Special of DG Sleep.Text taken from Eur-Lex, where you'll find a bonus photo of the cat-tree psspsspss: <a href="https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/ALL/?uri=CELEX%3A32014R0350" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/ALL/?uri=CELEX%3A32014R0350</a>

Could EU be loved: Catnap special

Our most ambitious one yet

Nod off while the night-elves of DG Sleep take you back to 2006 and EU Decision No 1672/2006/EC establishing a Community Programme for Employment and Social Solidarity — Progress Text is from Eur-Lex: <a href="https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A32006D1672&amp;qid=1719258368775" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A32006D1672&amp;qid=1719258368775</a>

Working My Way Back to EU 

Directive 2000/84/EC of 19 January 2001 on summer-time arrangements

Drift away on the summer solstice while the night-elves of DG Sleep read to you a Sleepy Summertime Directive from 2001.Text is from Eur-Lex. Available here: <a href="https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/ALL/?uri=CELEX:32000L0084" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/ALL/?uri=CELEX:32000L0084</a>

Oh those summer nights

the International Commission for the Conservation of Atlantic Tunas

Fall asleep while DG Sleep reads to you the 1966 text establishing the&nbsp;International Commission for the Conservation of Atlantic Tunas. Text sourced from Eur-Lex: Available here: <a href="https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A21986A0618%2801%29&amp;qid=1718664100821" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A21986A0618%2801%29&amp;qid=1718664100821</a>

Plenty More Fish in the Sea

Satire for sleepyheads

Embrace the sleep-inducing power of EU legislation.Brought to you by DG Sleep: Satire for sleepyheads.Insta: @SLEEPDGSLEEP