Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!Merry Christmas everyone!!!Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!Hope you enjoy the Christmas special PART 1Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

Social media is the next thing being Decommissioned!!Rachel’s proper job now is dog walking!! This week she through a log was a dog!! 🙈What's real and what's AI???This weeks Decommissioned Celeb was at a Theme Park. What ever happens don't try take a picture.Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH KIDS!!!Rob gets revenge on Wingman and gets AI to create a mucky story involving Father Christmas and Wingman's dad! Are window cleaners the next job to be Decommissioned? Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

Rach is late to EVERY single episode recording. It's really starting to piss everyone off so we record her excuses as she arrives.Decommissioned celeb - This week's Celeb is from the world of telly but that's all you're getting! We will never let you know the real celebs names and for legal reasons their name will be swapped for another celeb! THE CELEB'S NAME YOU HEAR IS NOT THE DECOMMISSIONED CELEB.How are Schools going to be Decommissioned in the future? It's already started to happen. Rachel did a bit of teaching (I KNOW) and got to see a school from a different perspective.Listen now to hear all the latest gossip from The Staff Room.Rob drops a cliff hanger and a half WTF!!!! Next episode out Thursday!!!Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

Paul McCartney is a LEGEND! He hates AI but have you ever heard him fart?Decommissioned Celebrity - Is this week's a bit of a dick? You decide. Keep your voice notes coming on our Whatsapp! Yours could be on an episode soon.Another car that loads of you will have had has been DECOMMISSIONED!! What next?Wingman's first car was an old Hollands pie van.As always we finish the episode with a song related to the podcastMERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!If a meteorite was about to wipe out earth how would you spend your last few hours?The podcast listener numbers went up last week sex definatly sells. Apparently it's what the people want! So Rachel asks AI to make a mucky story staring a man called Rob and a man called wingman.We have a quick update on The 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise.As always we finish with a song to sum up the episodeEnjoy People!!AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!The cost of living is getting out of control and to make things worse shrinkflation is getting worse!!A heavy duty traffic cones almost decommissioned Rach's work Van. Decommissioned safari parks. Beware of the monkeys they have multiplied in a big way!!!To finish this week's episode we discuss monkey's arses. Would applying pile cream help them out? What's going on with a monkeys ares? Enjoy episode 24 part 2Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!Mucky podcasts are a huge success, some of them are making MILLIONS. So with the help of AI Wingman makes a Mucky story staring a man called Rob and a woman called Rachel. Their reaction is absolutely priceless!!This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was a bit of a nob on a train. Their identity has been hidden as always and replaced by another celebrities name. Who could it be? We'll never tell!!!!Rob finds a Decommissioned Father Christmas in a skip and takes it home for the family.Enjoy episode 24 part 1Part 2 drops on Thursday.Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk