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Deck of Many Aces

Episode 3 - PVP (Plans, Vegetables, Parrots)

Season 1, Ep. 3

Four giant powerful women with no social skills walk into a bar.

Morgan wizardsplains. Delphi eats her veggies. Tohsya orders the Pasta of Heroes. Raina pretends to be drunk.


Cover art by Eiriol Evans. 


Music used: 

“A New World Dawns” by Chloe Elliott. 

"Firelight Dance" by Chloe Elliott.

"It Takes Them From the Shadows" by Chloe Elliott.

Check out the original soundtrack at https://soundcloud.com/user-914339386


Other Sound Effects: 

"Applause, approx 8 people" and "Bar/ pub (small) ambience - busy with people talking and laughing 2" at Zapsplat.com.


Asexuality Resources:

The Asexual Visibility and Education Network: https://www.asexuality.org

The Aromantic-spectrum Union for Recognition, Education, and Advocacy: https://www.aromanticism.org

Demisexuality Resource Centre: http://demisexuality.org


Deck of Many Aces is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC


All the characters in this podcast are fictitious, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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