Dear Nobber

It's never too late to never go back

This would have been a better title. Two weeks in Glenrothes is enough to turn anyone to the Repair Shop, but can lead to binge-watching. So watch your binging! THAT would have been a better title.

The World's First Throuble Act! That spells trouble, if you 'appen to drop your haitches, and 'oo's got the henergy to pick 'em up?

No man is an island; no double act is an archipelago.

Life is like a Woolworths pick'n'mix: not as good as you remember and no longer available in the UK anyway but you might chance upon some in the Low Countries

Time is money, and time heals all wounds, so why not monetise the healing process? All that's required is some Loose Women...