Dear Internet

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about apple peel drama, doing something kinda fucked up, and the creepy old neighborhood snake guy! Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about breaking out of slug jail, a yassified Father’s Day card, and, straight up, the beginning of a horror movie!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about shaming your neighbor, supporting your boyfriend, and crushing your wife’s dreams!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a boyfriend that makes you say “Good Grief,” an arrow as skinny as a toothpick, and horse hygiene!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about returning a birthday gift, getting slapped by a ghost, and delicious Florida cuisine!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about taking only 2 plums, the siren call of clam strips, and a pink boyfriend leash!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy!Edited by Stephen Garcia