Dear Internet

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about returning a birthday gift, getting slapped by a ghost, and delicious Florida cuisine!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about taking only 2 plums, the siren call of clam strips, and a pink boyfriend leash!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about asking a crying woman to leave a bathroom stall, a haunted puppet, and jorts.Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about licking the sauce, trying to get possessed, cool (?) motorcycle guys! Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about preventing a princess moment, the eyes of 100 emo men, and spontaneous combustion!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about carrying treats in your pocket, going on a walk in your neighborhood, and a stupid hotdog!Edited by Stephen Garcia

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a first kiss faux pas, a beetle who’s COMPLETELY out of line, and getting smacked in bed!Edited by Stephen Garcia