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TERROR TOTS

Season 4, Ep. 2

THE BAD SEED | THE CHILDREN | VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED


With Guest Programmer VICTORIA TRIBBLE


So your daughter just drowned a little boy in the pond, is that really any reason to send ‘em to their room? We’re not talking prison time and electric chairs, are we? Besides, who could kill a child? It’s a warped query in the annals of psychotronic cinema, and luckily Brandon & Chris are joined by Guest Programmer Victoria Tribble to contemplate the unthinkable. We’re giving out lightning powered spankings to some of the worst behaved kids in movie history. Sometimes, parenting isn’t always to blame… you never know when toxic clouds’ll poison a school bus of adorable moppets or aliens decide to impregnate all the women in a sleepy village! One thing’s for certain, you’ll need plenty of red sauce if you wanna have something to dip these TERROR TOTS in!


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