Dead Men Talking

Star of The Crisp Sessions Jamie Hutchinson tells us why he needs wired headphones. Rob brings a new game. We buy someone a present.Watch or listen to Jamie’s brilliant other podcast The Crisp Sessions after this (or Hot Water’s Green room I suppose if you like Jamie but not Tom)

Taskbastard 2 will be recorded on 23rd January at Fairfield Social Club in Manchester! Tickets available at 9am on Fri 16th November on Patreon.Rootin’ Tootin’ Adam Rowe tells us why he loves cowboys (and we explain why he’s wrong), Rob loses an argument about music (but doesn’t care), Freddy gets confused about gay things (but is gay)

Madison gets to speak publicly for the first time. Freddy wants to be commemorated when he dies. We find the most pointless talent in the world. Tom can’t read someone’s name (because it’s stupid)

Liam Payne is dead which is very sad obviously. Freddy has an old man moan about Halloween. Someone eats a gigantic sandwich. We solve a problem by buying a bike.

Geordie legend Gav Webster joins us as we work out all the things the King has never done. A landlord demands to see women’s clothes.

Jacob Hawley has a big, slow heart and used to have a sex doll. Russell Brand has been a naughty boy again. We find the weirdest romantic gesture ever. Freddy and Rob disagree about gifts (and everything, obvs)

Frenchy is back! Freddy meets his biggest fan, and the worst waitress. Rob has an emergency. A man lives in a bin. Check out Frenchy’s podcast, with a special episode recorded with Freddy and Rob herehttps://youtu.be/RIwdCkB05uI?si=8C9FuMcoMuYv4JAnAnd follow him on insta obvshttps://www.instagram.com/sungaattack/

Rory Paints has painted the Dead Men and it is HORRIFIC. He also tells us about how rubbish India is and why he’s being sued by Hasbulla (but not Erling Haaland)See the uncensored painting in our discord https://discord.gg/X2J5j8zEFollow Rory and buy his book!https://www.instagram.com/rory.paints/https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paintings-Erling-Haaland-Rory-Paints/dp/B0CN58NMYB