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Episode 10 - The Rules of Football Fandom

Season 1, Ep. 10

In Episode 10, Dave, Paul and Adam celebrate making it to double digits by diving headfirst into one of their wildest debates yet. From Gerrard’s infamous slip to the pressure of defining moments in football history, the boys unpack the moments players never live down.


Chelsea’s gritty 1-1 draw with Arsenal lights up the conversation as Paul launches into an all-timer rant about consistency, red cards, Crystal Palace, and the unwritten rules of being a “real” football fan in Australia.


Dave dissects Liverpool’s much-needed win over West Ham, questions whether Salah needs a reset, and looks ahead nervously to a tricky clash with Sunderland. Spurs get scorched, Newcastle get praised, managers get judged, and Paul’s voice notes in Barangaroo are exposed to the world.


The episode wraps with fan questions covering Rice vs Caicedo, Brazilian Premier League greats and fantasy football advice the boys openly admit no one should trust.


Another chaotic, passionate, laugh-filled episode that proves somehow, some way, the lads have survived 10 episodes without killing each other.

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