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The Curse of Strictly
Week Two! James Cracknell is OUT, Rupaul doesn't speak and Tess tells us off
Season 1, Ep. 3
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The nation's second favourite (and favourite unofficial) Strictly podcast is BACK!
As the first contestant bites the dust and Tess tells the nation off, Julia and Marc are here, hot off the mics, to give you the lowdown on the nation's favourite shiny floor showdown!
WARNING! If you've not watched Sunday's show yet, this episode contains HUUUUUGE spoilers!
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33:58||Season 3, Ep. 8It's Week 5 and Julia and Marc are back to cover all the action. Warning: some of their opinions might cause the judges to 'twitch', whatever that is.Contains occasional bad language, like you'd hear in any run of the mill borstal or young offender's institute.
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