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It’s Crass!mas time, there’s no need to be afraid, because after nearly two years, the boys are back for another shambolic festive special!Christmas ads are discussed at nauseating length, Paul is once again defamed by PopBitch, Jorge partakes in some pod-therapy, and a Christmas classic is revived (with implied permission from Bob Geldof*).

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series!It’s the final episode of the series, and things are cheering up nicely, with dead celebrities, plenty of moaning, loads of telly-talk, and the long-awaited* return of a much-loved* feature.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series!It’s been a jam-packed week for Paul & Jorge, and they’re feeling glum, grumpy, and lethargic. To make matters worse, it’s bloody Christmas again! So pull up a wing-backed chair, pour yourself a massive mug of hot chocolate, and warm your bones by the Crass! fire, while the Crass! lads try desperately to figure out how this all works again…

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series!It’s a jam-packed Crass! this week! Featuring a brand new Paul’s Question Time, a highly-detailed Telly Me What You’ve Been Watching This Week, a lesser-spotted Crass! Oddity, an exciting eBay Adventure, the triumphant return of Paul’s Autobiography, and best of all, Jorge dishes the dirt on his trip to Paris…

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series!It’s business as usual for The Crass! Boys this week, with the long-awaited return of eBay Adventures, and an extremely petty edition of Crass! (Tomato) Catch-Up! Also featuring: phone call cock-ups, interminable quizzes, and childish bickering.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series!It’s New Year’s Eve this week! Paul and Jorge have got together (via telephone) for a semi-drunken Crass! Girls Night In. So strap yourself in, and get ready for cocktails, cock-ups, crying, and confessions…

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series!It's Christmas this week, resulting in advent calendar openings, copious coughing, seasonal song selections, and a load of other festive bullshit.Happy Crass!mas, one and all!

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series!This time, a controversial Question Time leads to a heated argument, which leads to a 4oD inspired breakdown, which leads to abuse from and to the listeners, which leads to the potential destruction of an eight-year friendship...