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The Flagstaff War - "It gets chopped down, they put it up again but the Maori gonna chop it down!"

Season 2, Ep. 167

It's holiday time!


This week we are off to New Zealand to discuss how a misunderstanding in a quickly translated treaty led to all out war between the British and the Maori (despite that fact that they had been united by a hatred of the French).


What started out as a mutually beneficial arrangement was quickly ruined by the British insisting on introducing tariffs and otherwise messing with the sovereignty of the Maori people of the North Island. But while in other countries the British were able to bully their way to absolute power over the locals, the Maori were not going to take it lying down.


They decided to make their frustrations known via the medium of flags, leading to one of the more unique wars the British Empire was ever involved in.


Guest Host: Ollie Green

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