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What If You Were A Robot? With Sooz Kempner

Season 3, Ep. 5

The world's best mountain climber climber Sooz Kempner joins the show to answer 8 year old Elliot's question 'What if you were a robot?" and tells us all about annoying space guys and clever tips to annoy your parents with traffic cones.


Suitable for all of the ages. All of them. Name one. Yes even that one.


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