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Holidays, Haunted Cheese Vauxhall Merivas and The Origins Of Football with Helen Duff and Matt Green

Season 1, Ep. 5

This week Tiernan is joined by Helen Duff and Matt Green as they unearth the truth behind how football really started, if holidays are really all that and, oddly, how Vauxhall stopped making Meriva cars due to all the haunted cheese. Obviously.


Suitable for ages 6-99 (No 100 Year Olds allowed)


Please submit all suggestions for intro/outro lines, topics to discuss and own made up jokes to: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk


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