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Cole Steele: Private Eye

Tonight the Music Seems So Loud (Please Turn it Down)

Season 1, Ep. 6

Cole Steele and Jane Flame are in hot water! Their archnemesis and all around jerkface Berlin Schmidt has our heroes on the edge of extinction, but luckily there’s hope! Jane’s old mentor, The Careless Whisper, shows up just in the nick of time.

Unfortunately time hasn’t been very kind to…Ms. Whisper? She has fallen on some hard times and it’s up to our dynamic duo to help The Careless Whisper get her groove back in this latest installment of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.

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  • 6. Gotcha! Feat. Tessa Belle & Bridget Foley

    18:32||Season 1.5, Ep. 6
    The Ivy's may be the United State's top universities...but they're also Tessa Belle's bitch. Cole and Jane interview Tessa about the booming business of being a for-hire college admission essay author and the seedy underbelly of higher education. Meanwhile, our second guest Bridget Foley takes us on a journey through another seedy underbelly...your medicine cabinet. (Seriously. You should clean it.) Bridget explains how being a serial snoop makes her a better friend and a better person. (Does it though?) Tune in and decide for yourself on an all new episode!Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.
  • 5. Gotcha! Feat. Jess Elgene & Monique Moses

    11:40||Season 1.5, Ep. 5
    From harassing teens in the Texas heat to causing crimes in the Canadian cold, this one has it all! Our first guest, Jess Elgene, talks about being a good girl turned evil due to the corrupting influence of driving a used cop car; while our second guest Monique Moses discusses the irresistible urge of free Archie comics (Oh, and also the intricacies of Canadian currency!)Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.
  • 4. Gotcha! Feat. Lukas Arnold & Chet Siegel

    17:05||Season 1.5, Ep. 4
    CURSE YOU TOOTSIE POP OWL!!! Our first guest is Lukas Arnold; your fears made flesh!! Join us as Lukas shares how a childhood crime led to obsession and bewilderment that haunts him to this very day. Then, our next guest, Chet Siegel, shares how her love of snacking led to an ill-advised childhood joyride, but still she persists as a snacky lil' b*tch.Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.
  • 3. Gotcha! Feat. Steve Jeanty & Carson Olshansky

    21:04||Season 1.5, Ep. 3
    Move over Danny Ocean! Today's episode features Steve Jeanty describing the heist of a lifetime...that happened when he was only in middle school! Join us for a tale we like to call..."Yu-Gi-Ohcean's 11"! Our second guest Carson Olshansky talks about using their superpower of time-thievery to strike back at capitalism in an epic worthy of the MCU (but, like, the older ones.) Plus, how much food can $50 get you at Johnny Rockets?? Guess, you'll have to tune in to find out! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.
  • 2. Gotcha! Feat. Megan Bitchell & Mary McDonnell

    17:26||Season 1.5, Ep. 2
    How do Cole and Jane prepare for a whole new season of wild and wacky adventures? By interviewing NYC and LA's hottest comics about the biggest crimes they've ever committed, of course! By popular demand, extended audio versions of our popular social media series "Gotcha!" will now be released every Monday! Starting with a totally unreleased interview featuring Yoni Lotan and his harrowing experience with the New York City prison system. We're even releasing a SECOND episode featuring Megan Bitchell talking about stealing from Six Flags to fund her Looney Tune's obsessions and Mary McDonnell committing crimes against the British education system. With this, and season two coming soon, get ready for a cavalcade of Cole content coming your way! Remember to follow @colesteelepod on social media and to like and subscribe to never miss an episode! And remember folks...we Gotcha!
  • 1. Gotcha! Feat. Yoni Lotan

    29:07||Season 1.5, Ep. 1
    How do Cole and Jane prepare for a whole new season of wild and wacky adventures? By interviewing NYC and LA's hottest comics about the biggest crimes they've ever committed, of course! By popular demand, extended audio versions of our popular social media series "Gotcha!" will now be released every Monday! Starting with a totally unreleased interview featuring Yoni Lotan and his harrowing experience with the New York City prison system. We're even releasing a SECOND episode featuring Megan Bitchell talking about stealing from Six Flags to fund her Looney Tune's obsessions and Mary McDonnell committing crimes against the British education system. With this, and season two coming soon, get ready for a cavalcade of Cole content coming your way! Remember to follow @colesteelepod on social media and to like and subscribe to never miss an episode! And remember folks...we Gotcha!
  • 11. Cole Steele Holiday Special

    02:20||Season 1, Ep. 11
    Here's a little holiday gift from all of us at Cole Steele: Private Eye!Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.
  • 10. What Kind of Day Has it Been

    47:57||Season 1, Ep. 10
    Cole Steele and Jane Flame are celebrating the New Year by welcoming some old friends for a party. But all the party favors and champagne in the world can’t stop these two from doing what they do best: fighting Nazis!This one has it all! Lava men, German tourists, flashbacks, you name it! So tune in for this week’s episode of…wait! This is the last episode?! NOOOOO!!! Season one can't be over! Ok, well maaaybe there will be a holiday special? Anyway, tune in for the season finale of Cole Steele: Private Eye!Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.
  • 9. The Secret Origin of Berlin Schmidt

    39:54||Season 1, Ep. 9
    Cole Steele and Jane Flame…ahem…I mean, Berlin Schmidt finds himself behind bars, which leaves him with plenty of time to look back on his dumb, pathetic Nazi life.Berlin takes one last crusade down memory lane in this story of carnival barkers, flamethrowing Nazi dogs, and daddy issues. You won’t want to miss this penultimate episode of Cole Steele: Private Eye!New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.