Clutch My Pearls

Come get cozy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Whispers of December” by Maisie Myers. This forced-proximity one-bed novella follows our FMC December who is trying to heal her broken heart at her Grandpa’s cabin in the woods. December’s peace and quiet is busted by Paxton Rhodes, whose car broke down in the snow with no way to get a tow. Once December feels him up and realizes that’s not a gun in his pocket…she lets Paxton stay on the sofa. These two are hot, horned up, and locked up! Is the way to mend a broken heart through the (vagina)? The way to Paxton’s heart is through December’s bowels! When she accidentally farts in the middle of the night, he knows she’s the one for him. That’s true love, right? Microwave some food, make a little fort in the living room, and tune in.New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod  Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!  Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!  We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com

Come get the band back together with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wreck The Halls” by Tessa Bailey! This holiday romance follows Melody and Beat (yes his name is BEAT) who are both the children of rockstars who swore they would never play together again. When approached by a reality show to get the duo to come together and play for one night only, Beat (BEAT) knows he will need Melody’s help. Unfortunately Beat (BEAT) has a deep, dark, shameful secret that he won’t trust anyone with…except maybe Melody. Get on your private jet, have a snowball fight, join a cult, and come together…it is the holidays after all.New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com

Come compete for Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “How My Neighbor Stole Christmas” by Meghan Quinn! When Storee Taylor comes back to Kringletown (not Whoville, but not not Whoville) to visit her Aunt Cindy (not Cindy Lou Hou, but not not Cindy Lou Hou) she is reunited with former friend Cole Black. It’s Aunt Cindy’s dying wish to win the town’s Kringle competition, but it’s Cole’s wish to steal the glory from Storee! This cutesy friends-to-long distance enemies-to-neighbors-to-competitors-to-lovers holiday book will have you kicking your little feet, questioning if your pH could handle it, and wondering what a Kringle is! We’ll never know, and maybe we don’t want to find out!New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com

Come open your box with The Girls! This week Barbara is giving the gift of two books! First is the 8 page novella “Milked by Santa Clause” by CA Carbury. When sexy, Christmas-loving Mindy is visited by hot Santa, he’s ready to eat her cookies, but Mindy doesn’t have any milk! Thanks to Santa’s Christmas bifurcating magic she can make some herself! Drink up! Our second novella is “Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy” by Chuck Tingle! When Levi (or Tim? but then Levi again) has fallen out of the holiday spirit, he searches for a new tradition. Luckily there is a sentient candle sex club that just so happens to have availability on the fourth night of Hanukkah! But there’s not enough lube to go around for all the candles! Thankfully with the magic of Hanukkah, it lasts and they all cum it out! This episode will have you asking “why did you do this to us”, but it’s the holiday season and we all get our fill!   New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com

Come scroll for thirst traps with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting Lights Out by Navessa Allen! When busy ER babe Ali comes across masked hottie ‘The Faceless Man’ on TikTok, she does what any gal would do: she likes, subscribes and comments! Little does Ali know, the masked hottie is actually her friend’s roommate, Josh! Josh decides to have some fun with Ali before she figures out who’s behind the mask, and she LIKES it. Grab your gun, your knife, and a pearl necklace, listen now and repeat - it’s just a book, it’s just a book! New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) ad-free episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com

Come sleep on the sofa with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Guarding Temptation” by Talia Hibbert! After an educational update on Blue Eyed Kayla Jade, the girls eventually get to the book! Guarding Temptation follows investigative journalist Nina Chapman who is having to hide out from angry Brexit supporters with the only man she feels safe with - her brother’s best friend! James Foster is not just a hottie, he’s sooo in love with her! They are both sooooo into each other, but they mustn’t confess their feelings until they fool around, watch each other play with themselves, go to a bounce house and have a tickle fight! They’re also British! Apologies in advance for Emily’s accent work this episode!   New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com

Come confess your sins with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Priest” by Sierra Simone! This sinful book follows Poppy as she moves to a small town to get away from her troubling past. When she turns to God for clarity, she meets hot priest Tyler Bell. As Poppy’s confessions to Father Bell get more steamy, the tension between them grows until they can’t handle it! They have no choice but to soak in their love for each other. This episode had Vanessa throwing her papers and even confessing something of her own! Say your prayers and tune in!New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com

Come take a limo ride with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “King of Wrath” by Ana Huang! This is book 1 in the Kings of Sin series and there is plenty of sin! When busy business billionaire Dante Russo is blackmailed into an arranged marriage to mega babe Vivian Lau, stars collide and diamonds sparkle! This book had the girls slipping out of their seats, pointing their little toes, and questioning whether soy sauce tastes good on ice cream. Or maybe you’re more of a pickles, pringles, and pudding kinda snacker? Listen and let us know!New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com

Come enjoy some ice cream with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Butcher & Blackbird” by Brynne Weaver! This dark romance features Sloane and Rowan who are rival murderers. But don’t worry, they only kill bad people! When they decide to join forces for a friendly competition, things get VERY friendly. This book has it all! Mummy mommy issues, delicious rump roast, anatomy class, and boot kicks! Tune in and let us know if Cookies and Cream would be your choice of ice cream flavor!New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com