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Spooky Stories Archive #016
Season 0, Ep. 16
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š®Archive Ep#16 Whispers in the Night and Other Spooky Affairs
Welcome back to our realm of the unexplained and occasionally absurd, dear listeners! This week, we're tiptoeing through a collection of tales that straddle the line between the otherworldly and the awkwardly human. So, grab your favourite spectral snack, and let's dive into the abyss of mystery and misadventure.
š First Stop: A Haunting in LeedsImagine a night as quiet as a crypt in an old hotel near Leeds. Wendy, our first storyteller, shares a bone-chilling encounter that's sure to leave you questioning the divide between our world and the next. Tucked in bed early and stone-cold sober, Wendy's peaceful sleep was interrupted by an unseen presence at 3 AM. Covers pulled away, and the sensation of someone... or something pressing down on her. Was it a spectral visitor or the overly familiar barman with a penchant for key jingling? Listen in as we unravel this eerie enigma.
š A Twist of Fate and FlatulenceNext, we're whisked away on a whimsical journey with Kenny and Juliette, the star-crossed lovers from opposite sides of the track. Kenny, dreaming of the high life yet grounded by his modest means, plans the perfect evening to win Juliette's heart. But as the night unfolds, a comedic twist awaits our lovebirds. A tale of romance, aspiration, and an ill-timed... ahem, gust, reminding us that love isn't just in the air but sometimes, a little lower to the ground.
š» Herbert the Pervert: A Ghostly GroperRacheal, a friend of the show, revisits us with updates on Herbert, the less-than-gentlemanly Spector with a cold touch and an even colder sense of boundaries. From icy caresses in the garden to a startling awakening accompanied by the scent of cow manure, Racheal's experiences blur the line between the paranormal and the downright invasive. Armed with Latin advice and a plea to our spiritual advisor, Taruak, we seek to give Herbert his ethereal marching orders.
š Psychic Sally and the Mystery of the KeysOur final caller, Sarah from Salisbury, recounts her visit to psychic Sally Morgan. In a moment of spiritual connection, Sally channels a spirit named John, revealing a secret set of keys hidden behind a fridge freezer. But these keys unlock more than just doors; they open the door to marital secrets and spectral interventions. Join us as we explore the implications of John's message and the power of psychic insight.
As we close this chapter of our paranormal podcast, remember, the world is full of mysteries waiting in the shadows. Whether you're encountering ghostly gropers or romantic misfires, we're here to navigate the twilight together.
Spiritually yours,
Clinton.x
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- Tales from the Cryptic Heart: Wendy, Kenny, Racheal, and Sarah
- Ethereal Advice and Laughter: Taruak and our team of ghostly advisors
- Podcast remastered/censored by Laurie from Peters-Fox.
- Share your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.com
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24. Season 7 - Episode 24
01:05:58||Season 7, Ep. 24Greetings, my spectral spectators! šThis week, the spirits have whisked me away to Lytham St Annes near Blackpool. You join Alex and me just moments before I step onto the stageālet's see how this paranormal performance pans out!Back in the studio, Linda and I delve into the little nuisances that really ruffle our ectoplasm. Linda shares a tale about confronting messy behaviour politelyāimagine finding spat-out chewing gum on a desk! Urrgh, disgusting! We chat about other annoyances like people putting their feet on seats. Honestly, it grinds my gearsāhave some respect for the upholstery, eh?We then read a letter from a lovely bloke named Wilf, who shares some intriguing thoughts that get our mystical minds ticking.Next, we dive into a chilling story from Take A Break magazine about a haunted house that's sure to send shivers down your spine. šļøš»Hold onto your crystal balls because we have a special feature from the talented singer Krishan Jade. Her ethereal voice is something you won't want to miss!We tackle a problem about a nephew renting out his houseāfamily and finances, always a spooky mix! This leads us into a deeper discussion about bullies and how to stand up to them, even when they're as intimidating as a ghoul in the night.Then, we hear from Matt Crockett, who brings his own brand of spectral insights to the table.Ever thought about tying the knot on Halloween? šš We share a story about a lady who did just thatātalk about a wedding to remember! Linda and I ponder the pros and cons of a spooky ceremony.As we continue, we delve into more perplexing problems from our listeners and magazines. One story that tugs at the heartstrings involves a man whose previous girlfriend passed away, and his new partner isn't too warm about it. We discuss what it must be like to be the other person in such a delicate situationālove in the shadow of loss is never easy.To lighten the mood, we chat about what's on telly these days. From ghost hunting shows to the latest dramas, we share our picks for keeping the spirits entertained.Join us for an episode filled with laughter, chills, and plenty of paranormal ponderings!Stay spooky, my loves, and rememberāthe veil is thinnest when we're together!Spiritually yours,Clint xWith thanks to:The ever-wonderful Kathrine boyleAlex for the backstage banterWilf for his intriguing letterKrishan Jade, the talented singerMatt Crockett for his spectral insightsCredits:Podcast produced by Laurie Peters from Peters-FoxShare your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comFind more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiFollow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxTOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
23. Season 7 - Episode 23
01:15:24||Season 7, Ep. 23Greetings, my spectral spectators! šThis week, the spirits have guided me to Stockton, where the energies are as vibrant as ever. Before taking the stage, I had a light-hearted chat with Alex, our tour manager, about indulging a bit too much at the buffetāwho can blame us? It's all fun until it's time to squeeze into those stage outfits!Back in the studio, Linda shares a hilarious wardrobe malfunction involving her tights. Not to be outdone, I recount my own mishap with gaffer-taping my pants. Fashion tips from the other side? Perhaps not! š We delve into a fascinating story that leads us to chat about the legendary Dave Grohl, followed by a heartwarming tale about a catāproving even our feline friends have their own mysterious adventures.Hold onto your crystals! Mark Wilson, head of sound at Chelmsford Theatre, shares a spine-chilling tale that'll make you think twice about dark theatres. šš»We discuss a woman who marries a bloke named Daveālove works in mysterious ways! A story about a smelly ghost then leads us into a light-hearted chat about peculiar scents. Ever been around someone who, well, stinks? Linda and I share a laugh discussing how to handle such situations without offendingāor summoningāa spirit!Next, we tackle a query about astrology. I read out Linda's star sign, and let's just say the cosmos had some intriguing insights! āØ We even ponder chatting with celebrity spirits during a sĆ©ance. Fancy a conversation with a star from the other side?Returning to Greystoke Castle, one of the most haunted places around, we hear from Suzie Wastel, whose experiences within those ancient walls are mesmerizing. Addressing concerns about life over 60, we offer some sage advice to our listeners embracing their golden years.Finally, Mark Adams, a spiritualist at Greystoke, shares intriguing stories about unexpected encounters and mysterious meetings that will leave you pondering the thin veil between our world and the next.Join us for an episode brimming with laughter, chills, and plenty of paranormal ponderings!Stay spooky, my loves, and rememberāthe veil is thinnest when we're together!Spiritually yours,Clint xWith thanks to:The ever-wonderful Kathrine BoyleAlex for the backstage banterMark Wilson for his spooky taleSuzie Wastel for sharing her experiencesMark Adams for his intriguing storiesCredits:Podcast produced by Laurie Peters from Peters-FoxShare your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comFind more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiFollow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxTOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
22. Season 7 - Episode 22
01:12:11||Season 7, Ep. 22Greetings, my spectral spectators! š This week, the spirits have guided me to the lovely Wyvern Theatre in Swindon ignore the fact i mention that i'm in Cardiff! ā who doesn't adore Swindon, eh? I'm thrilled to be here, and the energies are positively buzzing!Back at the studio, Linda shares about her grand clear-out. She's been moving CDs and books to make space, only to realize she didn't need them after all. š Perhaps the spirits guided her to declutterāmaking room for new mystical tomes, maybe?Speaking of books, I've finally found a great audiobook: Stephen King's short stories, You Like It Darker. Absolutely superb! I hadn't realized how much I missed getting lost in a good book. Thanks to everyone who reached out with recommendations, especially Chris Altree on Insta, who suggested John Cooper Clarke's autobiography I Wanna Be Yours. I'll be diving into thatāalways eager to explore lyrical realms!We delve into a fascinating story about a youngster who believes they were Princess Diana in a past life, recounting detailed tales of Balmoral Castle! Imagine thatāa royal reincarnation! š We discuss the mysteries of past lives and the ethereal connections that bind us.From Fate and Fortune, we share a heartwarming tale of a grandad accepting his granddaughter's sexuality from the other side. A beautiful reminder that love transcends all realms. ā¤ļøLinda and I tackle various dilemmas from our favourite magazines, offering our best spiritual advice. Whether it's haunted dolls giving you the creeps, challenges working with kids, or concerns about weightāwe've got you covered with a sprinkle of spectral wisdom!We have a spine-tingling chat with Patrick Baskeyfield, who shares a spooky story that'll make your hair stand on end. šÆļøThen, I play a recording from my investigation at Greystoke Castleāone of the most haunted places in Cumbria! The spirits there are particularly chatty, and I had encounters you simply have to hear to believe. š»We wrap up with a tale of an actress and a Ouija boardāproof that the spirit world loves a bit of theatrical flair!So, join us for an episode filled with laughs, chills, and plenty of paranormal ponderings.Stay spooky, my loves, and rememberāthe veil is thinnest when we're together!Spiritually yours,Clint xWith thanks to:The ever-wonderful Kathrine BoyleChris Altree for the book recommendationPatrick Baskeyfield for his spooky storyTom Nash and Thomas Coughlan for their contributionsAnd Glowe for our fabulous play-out musicCredits:Podcast produced by Laurie Peters from Peters-FoxShare your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comFind more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiFollow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxTOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
21. Season 7 - Episode 21
58:06||Season 7, Ep. 21Greetings, my spectral spectators! š This week, the spirits have guided me to the enchanting in ExmouthĀ I'm joined by the incredible comedian Matt Bragg, who's not only sharing the stage with me tonight but has done quite a few times across the country on my tour.Back at the studio, Linda and I delve into a topic that haunts manyātight drivers who won't let you out of junctions! ššØ Are northerners truly nicer than southerners on the roads, or is that just a spooky myth? We ponder whether manners are fading faster than a ghost at sunrise.We share a chilling story about ghosts in Kentāspirits who can't resist making an appearance. Speaking of unexpected voices, have you ever heard an old soul's voice from a young body? It's as eerie as it sounds! š»Hold onto your tea leavesāwe've got a recording from a bloke who captured an Elvis busker in Canada. š¤ Could it be the King himself, serenading from the other side? Linda and I pass judgmentāis he any good, or should he stick to haunting showers?We explore the mystical art of manifestation with the "Manifesting Mummy" from Fate and Fortuneāa woman who conjured up a husband and kids! Then, we tackle a troublesome sibling duo from Take a Break, offering advice to restore harmony in their haunted household.Ever fancied writing a book? š We muse about sharing tales from the mystical realmsāperhaps the spirits will lend us a quill!But wait, there's more! Just when I thought I'd found peace, the ever-persistent Ruth visits my dressing room. Imagine finding her rummaging through my wardrobe! She's endearing yet exasperatingāa slightly dim but well-meaning soul. Things get delightfully out of hand when she returns to help me de-stressāyou won't believe what unfolds! š We also delve into a dilemma sent to Gordon Smith and discuss a predicament involving someone rekindling things with an ex. Ah, the spirits love a romantic entanglement!Finally, prepare for Goth Pire (Graham to his friends), who shares a story that'll chill you to the marrow. š¦ We play his recording and can't help but chat alongāspirits are notoriously chatty.Spiritually yours,Clint xWith thanks to:Matt Bragg for appearing on the tourThe ever-wonderful Linda PollockKelly Evans and Phil Daly for their ghostly insightsMark Kilby and Elvis Presley (making a comeback from beyond?)Ruth Abbott for her unforgettable presenceGoth Pire for chilling us to the boneCredits:Podcast produced by Laurie Peters from Peters-FoxShare your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comFind more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiFollow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxTOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
20. Season 7 - Episode 20
01:01:10||Season 7, Ep. 20Hello, my spectral spectators! Clinton Baptiste here, bringing you Episode 20 live from Bathās Komediaāa stunning venue in the heart of the South West. Join me as we tour the paranormal hotspots of Exeter, Swindon, and beyond!Foreign Films and Spooky FlicksĀ Back in the studio, Linda and I chat about foreign films that are ānot shit,ā like the eerie classic SuspiriaĀ from 1977. We dive into the world of French films, literature, and why some films just seem to drag onābecause even the paranormal can get lost in translation!Spooky Problem SolvingĀ We turn to our trusty Take a Break Fate and FortuneĀ for some spine-chilling problem-solving. The spirits are restless, and so are our listenersāletās see what mysteries we can unravel today!Theatre Royal Drury Lane and Black Eyed GirlĀ The ever-spooky Sue Lardner sends in another MP3, this time about the haunted Theatre Royal Drury Laneāprepare for some ghostly gossip! Then, we dive into an article sent by Shaun Kynaston from the Birmingham Mail about the infamous Black Eyed Girl of Cannock Chase. I even chat with Lee Brickley, whoās practically ābrickingā it over these paranormal sightings!Maisie Adam Part TwoĀ Itās time for Part Two of my chat with the brilliant comedian Maisie Adam. If you thought the first part was spooky, just wait until you hear whatās in store this time!Spooky Holidays and a Spa Day FinaleĀ We finish off with another chilling article from Take a Break Fate and FortuneĀ about going on a spooky holidayābecause who doesnāt want to mix sun, sea, and spirits? Finally, a bit of talk about the spa before we wrap things up.Clint.xCredits:Ā ā¢ Kathrine Boyleā¢ Sue Lardnerā¢ Shaun Kynaston ā¢Ā Lee Brickleyā¢ Maisie Adam-----------------------ā¢ Podcast produced by Laurie PetersĀ from Peters-FoxĀ ā¢ Share your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comĀ ā¢ Find more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiĀ ā¢ Follow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxĀ ā¢ TOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
19. Season 7 - Episode 19
01:01:30||Season 7, Ep. 19Hello, my spectral spectators! Clinton here, ready to take you on another journey into the unknown with Episode 19 of our Paranormal Podcast.From Waverley Station to Edinburghās Comedy HauntsĀ We kick off this weekās episode at Waverley Station as I head to the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. Imagine the mist rolling in, the faint sound of bagpipes echoing through the airātruly a mystical start to our Scottish adventure.Comedy Courtyard SpiritsĀ Next, I chat with the brilliant Josh CluderayĀ and Fred MacauleyĀ in the Pleasance Courtyard. Amidst the laughs, we uncover the spooky side of comedyāwho knew spirits had such a good sense of humor?Lindaās Grumpy Spirits and Mental Health MusingsĀ Back in the studio, Linda talks about feeling a bit grumpyāprobably due to the spirits around her! We delve into a short discussion about mental health and the mental health shows at the Edinburgh Festival. It's important to keep our spirits up, even when the ghostly ones try to bring us down.Ghosts, Directors, and Greystoke CastleĀ We then take a detour to talk about a Mexican directorās ghostly experience in Aberdeenāwhat a story! And before we move on, we throw ahead to my next spooky stay at Greystoke Castle. Itās bound to be a night full of eerie encounters!Wedding Planning and Celeb DatingĀ Next up, we dive into an article from Take A Break about wedding planningābecause even in the paranormal world, love is complicated! Linda shares her thoughts on dating celebs, and we find out that love really might be blind... even to the supernatural.Maisie Adamās Spooky EncounterĀ Then, we have the first part of my interview with the brilliant comedian Maisie Adam. She shares a spine-tingling encounter that will make your hair stand on end. Trust me, you wonāt want to miss this one!Magritte and Eternal FriendshipsĀ Afterward, we read an email from Toni FlandersĀ about Magritte and his famous painting āThe Son Of Man.ā Youāll want to check out the photo see over at www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste. Then, we chat with Toni Flanders on Zoom to dig deeper into this mysterious story.Closing ThoughtsĀ We wrap up with a couple more problemsāspiritual ones, of courseāand say our goodbyes with a touch of Gloweās fabulous music.Stay spookyClint.x---------------- ------------------- ----------------- ----------------- ----------------- -------------------Credits:ā¢ Kathrine Boyleā¢ Josh Cluderayā¢ Fred Macauleyā¢ Maisie Adamā¢ Toni Flandersā¢ Podcast produced by Laurie PetersĀ from Peters-Foxā¢ Share your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comā¢ Find more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiā¢ Follow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxā¢ TOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
18. Season 7 - Episode 18
56:32||Season 7, Ep. 18Hello, my spectral spectators! Clinton Baptiste here, bringing you another episode packed with chills, thrills, and plenty of spiritual shenanigans.From Whitley BayĀ This week, we're coming to you live from Whitley Bay! And let me tell you, there's definitely a spirit in the machine...the card machines have gone down at the venue! Technology, eh? Always something spooky going on behind the scenes.Stage MadnessĀ I eventually make it out on stage, only to be greeted by a woman shouting, "Get 'em off!" What is this, the Chippendales? I'm a serious spiritual healer, love, not some cabaret act!Flying High and Clapping on LandingĀ We kick things off with a chat about flyingāthereās something so spiritual about soaring through the skies. Linda talks about people clapping when the plane lands, and I share my own flying nightmare: an EasyJet flight that needed a jump start. Hearing the pilot announce that... I nearly lost my spiritual composure!Ghostly Tales and Strange HappeningsĀ Next, we dive into some eerie tales:Greg PerkinĀ makes an appearance as "Thomas of Todmorden," sharing a peculiar story about his wife eating Pickled Onion Monster Munch before bed. We play a little clip of that.Jonathan AnsteeĀ sends in an email about a ghost in his kitchen one night. We play out his MP3 and discuss the paranormal activity.Then, I read out an article by JacquieAnn TaylorĀ from Fate and Fortune. Turns out I went to school with her! She runs the āMemories of Our Schoolā page on Facebook. We try to reach out, but after being turned down, it felt like a lesson in humilityādonāt assume everyoneās eager to reconnect. And Linda, take those spiritual stories seriously!Spiritual Problems and WitchesĀ We delve into problems from Take A Break Fate and Fortune, including one about a witch who found a home. We also discuss a dead dad walking someone down the aisle, which leads to a deeper conversation about the nature of heaven and spirituality.Archie Levyās Strange TaleĀ I then tee up an interview with Archie LevyĀ from Sundown Studios. Archie shares a strange story which will surely make you sh*t your pants. Pics on www.patreon.com/clintonbaptisteAnywayā¦.Stay spooky, my friends.Clint.xCredits:ā¢ Kathrine Boyleā¢ Greg Perkinā¢ Jonathan Ansteeā¢ JacquieAnn Taylorā¢ Archie LevyĀ ā¢ Podcast produced by Laurie PetersĀ from Peters-Foxā¢ Share your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comā¢ Find more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiā¢ Follow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxā¢ TOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
17. Season 7 - Episode 17
01:01:54||Season 7, Ep. 17Episode 17: Birmingham, Spooky Surprises, and Cheeky TalesLive from Birmingham Town HallĀ We kick things off from the grand Birmingham Town Hall, where hundreds of people have gathered to see yours truly. Wish me luckāI'll need all the spiritual energy I can muster for this crowd!A Birthday Surprise for LindaĀ This week, it's a special Linda Pollock birthday edition! š We planned a surprise party for Linda, and you get to hear all the behind-the-scenes actionāfrom the preparations at my house to the big reveal at the venue. Linda joins us to share her thoughts on the surpriseādid she love it, or was she secretly hoping for a sĆ©ance instead?Clinton's Crisis of ConfidenceĀ I also open up about feeling like I've lost my touchāespecially after the whole Bernadette solicitor situation. People aren't getting back to me, and my stories just donāt seem to have the same resonance. Am I getting boring? But just when you think things are going downhill, we turn to the emails...Cheeky Emails and Strange StoriesĀ We dive into some of the most bizarre emails yet:Fight.pass1974Ā claims to have touched willies with me at a gig. Oh, the things people remember!Michelle Rayner AKA PreciousĀ shares a video of herself blowing offāseriously, no more fart stories, please!A tale about the Queen Mumās face on a dog, which somehow leads us into a chat about Will Young and Tom Daley. Spooky or just odd? You decide.Kate Hodges, Tarot Tales, and Spooky Sips We mention Kate Hodges and her D-Day veterans gig, where Camilla Parker Bowles praised "Rabbit." Then, we delve into Tarot cards and a wild Ian McShane story from Susan Lardner.We also explore the article "Anyone For a Brew," which mirrors last week's haunted caravan taleāare they linked? And finally, Barry from Watford shares his summer BBQ mishap.Clint.xCredits:ā¢ Kathrine Boyleā¢ Flight.pass1974ā¢ Michelle Rayner AKA āPreciousāā¢ Susan Lardnerā¢ Barry from Watfordā¢ Glowe for the lovely play out musicā¢ Podcast produced by Laurie PetersĀ from Peters-Fox>>ā¢ Share your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comā¢ Find more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiā¢ Follow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxā¢ TOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
16. Season 7 - Episode 16
42:46||Season 7, Ep. 16Hello, my spectral spectators! Clinton Baptiste here, bringing you another spine-tingling episode of the Paranormal Podcast.Live from BasingstokeĀ This week, I'm coming to you live from the vibrant town of Basingstoke. The atmosphere is buzzing, and Iām ready to dive into some supernatural shenanigans. Wish me luck!Smelly Pubs and British Pub CultureĀ We kick things off with Linda, who brings up the charming topic of smelly pubs. This leads us into a nostalgic chat about the great British pubāhow I love them, and how they may have contributed to my less-than-stellar A-level results. But who needs A-levels when youāve got spirits (both kinds) in your life, right?Danny Robins and Deadly VisionsĀ We then have a bit of a natter about the brilliant Danny Robins, whose work in the paranormal world continues to fascinate us. This smoothly transitions into a chilling story from Take a Break called "Deadly Visions," about a lady in a funeral parlour. Itās a tale that will make your skin crawl and have you questioning what lies beyond the veil.Barry Dodds and Paranormal ProblemsĀ Next up, weāre thrilled to introduce Barry Dodds, who joins us for an interview full of laughs and ghostly insights. Barryās got some cracking stories to share, and we have a good old chat about all things spooky.We then dive into a series of peculiar problems from Take A Break Fate and Fortune. Whether itās ghosts in the attic or mysterious fortunes, weāve got it covered with our signature blend of humor and paranormal wisdom.Finale and ThanksĀ As always, we round things off with Gloweās beautiful track, "Little Bird," to soothe your spirit as we part ways for another week.With heartfelt thanks to Katrine Boyle, Barry Dodds, Sally Ann-Hayward, Barry from Watford, and of course, Glowe for providing this glorious music.Stay spooky, my friends.Clint.xCredits:ā¢ Kathrine Boyleā¢ Barry Doddsā¢ Sally Ann-Haywardā¢ Barry from Watfordā¢ Podcast produced by Laurie PetersĀ from Peters-Foxā¢ Share your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comā¢ Find more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiā¢ Follow Glowe on Instagram at @glowexxā¢ TOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com