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Spooky Stories Archive #016
Season 0, Ep. 16
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š®Archive Ep#16 Whispers in the Night and Other Spooky Affairs
Welcome back to our realm of the unexplained and occasionally absurd, dear listeners! This week, we're tiptoeing through a collection of tales that straddle the line between the otherworldly and the awkwardly human. So, grab your favourite spectral snack, and let's dive into the abyss of mystery and misadventure.
š First Stop: A Haunting in LeedsImagine a night as quiet as a crypt in an old hotel near Leeds. Wendy, our first storyteller, shares a bone-chilling encounter that's sure to leave you questioning the divide between our world and the next. Tucked in bed early and stone-cold sober, Wendy's peaceful sleep was interrupted by an unseen presence at 3 AM. Covers pulled away, and the sensation of someone... or something pressing down on her. Was it a spectral visitor or the overly familiar barman with a penchant for key jingling? Listen in as we unravel this eerie enigma.
š A Twist of Fate and FlatulenceNext, we're whisked away on a whimsical journey with Kenny and Juliette, the star-crossed lovers from opposite sides of the track. Kenny, dreaming of the high life yet grounded by his modest means, plans the perfect evening to win Juliette's heart. But as the night unfolds, a comedic twist awaits our lovebirds. A tale of romance, aspiration, and an ill-timed... ahem, gust, reminding us that love isn't just in the air but sometimes, a little lower to the ground.
š» Herbert the Pervert: A Ghostly GroperRacheal, a friend of the show, revisits us with updates on Herbert, the less-than-gentlemanly Spector with a cold touch and an even colder sense of boundaries. From icy caresses in the garden to a startling awakening accompanied by the scent of cow manure, Racheal's experiences blur the line between the paranormal and the downright invasive. Armed with Latin advice and a plea to our spiritual advisor, Taruak, we seek to give Herbert his ethereal marching orders.
š Psychic Sally and the Mystery of the KeysOur final caller, Sarah from Salisbury, recounts her visit to psychic Sally Morgan. In a moment of spiritual connection, Sally channels a spirit named John, revealing a secret set of keys hidden behind a fridge freezer. But these keys unlock more than just doors; they open the door to marital secrets and spectral interventions. Join us as we explore the implications of John's message and the power of psychic insight.
As we close this chapter of our paranormal podcast, remember, the world is full of mysteries waiting in the shadows. Whether you're encountering ghostly gropers or romantic misfires, we're here to navigate the twilight together.
Spiritually yours,
Clinton.x
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- Tales from the Cryptic Heart: Wendy, Kenny, Racheal, and Sarah
- Ethereal Advice and Laughter: Taruak and our team of ghostly advisors
- Podcast remastered/censored by Laurie from Peters-Fox.
- Share your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.com
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1. Season 8 - Episode One
01:23:03||Season 8, Ep. 1š® Clinton Baptiste: Series 8 ā Episode 1! šļøš»Weāre BACK, my spectral spectators! A brand new season of paranormal ponderings, mystical madness, and absolute bollocks awaits!I reunite with Linda as we kick things off with a chat about school tripsābecause nothing says supernatural like soggy packed lunches and traumatising coach rides.But disaster has struckā¦ Fate & Fortune magazine is CLOSING! š± How will we navigate the spirit world without its questionable guidance? We honour its legacy with one of its finest articles:š Say Hi to Di! ā A guide to chatting with none other than Princess Diana from beyond the veil! šThe spirits are whispering once again, as we hear a chilling tale from Ryan McNamara and a spine-tingling submission from Imy Lawson.Meanwhile, I set my sights on Dubai, and Jim Wheat has something rather revealing to share.Then itās Room with a Booāhaunted hotels, spectral roommates, and my cursed experience with Virgin Atlantic. āļøšWe dive into dream meanings, followed by a recording from Hayley Nicholas at The Old Woollen, where I battled a spectrally induced cold just before Christmas. š¤§š»Then itās problem-solving time!āļø Gordon Smith, the psychic barber, handles a dilemmaš A tarot card conundrumš¤ Part One of my LIVE recording from The 100 Clubāaudience ghost stories galore!And just when you thought we were doneā¦ Princess Diana returns once more in a final Fate & Fortune article. Because, wellā¦ of course she does.Stay spooky, my loves! See you next week.Spiritually yours,Clint xWith thanks to:Lewis MacleodLinda Pollock (begrudgingly!)Ryan McNamaraImy LawsonHayley NicholasEveryone who contributed at The 100 ClubBarry from Watfordšļø Credits & LinksPodcast produced by Laurie Peters from Peters-FoxTour dates & more: www.clintonbaptiste.comMerch & extras: Ko-fiFollow Glowe (play-out music): @sundownstudios__Send in your spooky stories: clinton@clintonbaptiste.com
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59:33||Season 7, Ep. 42Hello again, my spectral supporters! šāØWeāve reached our final Best of Season 7 instalmentāCompilation #8. This is our last look back at the spooky highlights, big laughs, and magical moments that made Season 7 so special. Next week, we step boldly into Season 8, and I, for one, canāt wait to see what new wonders (and nightmares!) await us.Thank you for staying with us on this journey. Your support keeps the spirits chattering and the laughter rolling. Grab a cuppa, settle in, and letās give Season 7 a fond farewell before we embark on brand-new adventures!Fading nowā¦Spiritually yours,Clint xWith thanks to:The ever-wonderful Kathrine BoyleGlowe for our enchanting play-out musicLaurie Peters from Peters-Fox, our brilliant producerShare your own spooky stories at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comFind more Clinton Baptiste merchandise at Ko-fiTOUR DATES: www.clintonbaptiste.com
41. Best of Season 7 Compilation #7
01:13:56||Season 7, Ep. 41Hello again, my spectral supporters! šāØWeāre back with another Season 7 mashupādipping into the spookiest encounters, the biggest laughs, and the most memorable moments from this past season. Your support not only keeps the lights on but also ensures the spirits keep chatting! support the podcast at www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste and get season 8 which is already underway!Grab a cuppa, settle in, and enjoy these hand-picked gems. Season 8 is just around the corner, so please keep supporting, and weāll be back very soon with fresh adventures beyond the veil!Fading nowā¦Spiritually yours,Clint xWith thanks to:The ever-wonderful Kathrine BoyleGlowe for our enchanting play-out musicLaurie Peters at Peters-Fox, our brilliant producerShare your spooky stories: clinton@clintonbaptiste.comDiscover merch: Ko-fiTour Dates: www.clintonbaptiste.com
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39. Best of Season 7 Compilation #5
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38. Best of Season 7 Compilation #4
54:52||Season 7, Ep. 38Hello again, my spectral spectators! šāØWeāre back with our fourth and final instalment of Season 7ās greatest hitsāan extra helping of laughter, chills, and downright spooky moments. As we gear up for Season 8, I hope this compilation keeps your paranormal appetite nicely whetted!Settle in and enjoy another serving of haunting highlights from the episodes youāve loved (or feared!) the most. Thank you for sticking with us here on Patreonāyour support means the world (and the otherworld) to me. Rest assured, we have plenty more supernatural surprises on the horizon!Fading nowā¦Spiritually yours,Clint xWith thanks to:The ever-wonderful Kathrine BoyleGlowe for our enchanting play-out musicLaurie Peters at Peters-Fox, our brilliant producerShare your spooky stories: clinton@clintonbaptiste.comDiscover merch: Ko-fiTour Dates: www.clintonbaptiste.com