City Dads

This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting chaos, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. From wild stories at youth matches to hot-takes on professional play and the madness of raising kids who think they’re the next Messi — this episode brings authentic laughs and real-life dad moments that every parent and soccer fan will relate to.If you love comedy, sports banter, and a touch of parenting honesty, this episode delivers all three in one unpredictable ride.Subscribe for weekly episodes, full of sports-dad comedy, parenting rants, and hilarious sideline moments.👉 Subscribe Now🎧 Available on YouTube, Spotify & Apple PodcastsCatch up on the previous episodes here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9qChapters 00:00 – The Kazoo Incident03:10 – Sour Toes & Sleepover Smells06:25 – Mattress Mayhem & Tickle Fights09:55 – The Bathroom Tickle Prank14:45 – Strip Club Honesty & Human Nature19:50 – Limp Bizkit & Stone Cold Nostalgia25:15 – Porta-Potty & Camping Disasters31:40 – Sibling Warfare & Petty Revenge37:20 – Parenting, Humor & Pure Humanity🎙️ About City DadsCity Dads is the podcast where comedy, parenting, and sports collide. Hosted by real parents who love the game as much as they love their kids (most days), every week brings unfiltered laughs, relatable stories, and the occasional deep dive into why your kid’s soccer coach is secretly losing his mind.#CityDadsPodcast #SoccerPodcast #ParentingHumor #DadLife #SportsFans #ComedyPodcast #SoccerParents #Fatherhood #YouthSports #SportsComedy

Roman Bürki’s return, a kazoo, and the worst Uber ever — this week’s episode of City Dads has everything.The guys dive into the big news out of St. Louis City SC as Roman Bürki signs his new DP deal, debate if that’s smart roster-building or an expensive goodbye, and roast what a “homer contract” really means in MLS. Then it all unravels into classic City Dads chaos — creepy Uber stories, kazoo solos, Goodwill trombones, and a heartfelt argument about the best frozen pizza brand known to man.Whether you’re a soccer die-hard, a dad looking for a laugh, or just a sports-loving comedy fan, this one hits every corner of the goal (and the grocery store aisle).👉 Subscribe for weekly laughs, St. Louis City SC takes, and unfiltered dad-level wisdom.👍 Like the video if you’ve ever shame-flossed before a dentist visit.💬 Comment your favorite frozen pizza below — we’re keeping score.⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Intro / Roman Bürki is back02:15 – DP money and St. Louis City’s future05:40 – Sporting director speculation & Berky extension08:10 – Season tickets and City Park vibes11:00 – City 2 talk and MLS Next Pro chaos14:25 – The creepy Uber driver story17:45 – Five-star ratings and cold case energy20:20 – Kazoo performances & Golden Kazoo awards23:05 – Trombone time and courtroom comedy26:00 – Karaoke DJ disaster & John Goodman karaoke legend29:10 – Flintstone vitamins and daytime TV nostalgia32:00 – Game shows, Supermarket Sweep & frozen pizza debate🎧 About City Dads PodcastCity Dads blends MLS banter, dad-life chaos, and stand-up-level comedy — hosted by two St. Louis guys who love their team almost as much as they love arguing about frozen pizzas.New episodes every week.👉 Follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube @citydadspod.#CityDads #StLouisCitySC #MLS #SoccerPodcast #SportsComedy #ParentingPodcast #STLSports #RomanBurki #ComedyPodcast #DadHumor #SoccerFans #CityPark #StLouis #FrozenPizzaDebate #SportsTalk

Ever tried to feed a dog chocolate milk? In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of City Dads, the crew dives into some truly wild stories — from dog-sitting disasters and questionable vet advice to ghost-hunting moms, awkward childhood auditions, and why Speed might actually be the perfect rom-com.Join hosts Cory, Ryan and producer Bri as they tackle everything from parenting fails to paranormal moms, 90s movie nostalgia, and the weird ways our childhood shaped us. Whether you’re a parent, a sports fan, or just love good, chaotic comedy — this one’s a must-listen.City Dads is where parenting, sports, and comedy collide. Hosted by real dads with questionable life advice, every episode brings a mix of laughs, storytelling, and the kind of chaotic wisdom only parents truly understand.Instagram: @citydadspodTikTok: @citydadspodTwitter/X: @citydadspodEmail: citydadspod@gmail.com👉 Subscribe for new episodes every week and join the City Dads community where sports, parenting, and nonsense collide.Catch up on the previous episodes here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9qChapters 00:00 – The Chocolate Milk Dog Debacle03:40 – The Old Dog, the Lawsuit & the Ashes07:15 – “Sly Stallone” and Other Movie Misfires10:35 – Sandra Bullock’s White Savior Energy13:25 – Movie Nights, Virginity & Shawshank16:50 – Childhood Acting, Tornado Movies & Brain Surge21:10 – Bree’s Ghost-Hunting Mom & Her Radio Fame27:05 – Tarot Cards, Ghosts & Kevin Bacon’s Hollow Man#CityDads #ComedyPodcast #ParentingHumor #DadLife #SportsComedy #PodcastEpisode #FunnyStories #90sMovies #ParentFails

The dads are back — and it’s chaos. From mushroom trips to soccer rants and parenting fails, City Dads brings St. Louis comedy, dad life, and City SC talk that’s way too honest. ⚽😂Expect hilarious storytelling, brutally honest soccer takes, and just enough parental wisdom to keep your kid out of the goal box. Whether you’re a St. Louis CITY SC supporter, a sports dad, or someone who loves comedy, this episode’s got it all.👉 Subscribe for new episodes every week and join the City Dads community where sports, parenting, and nonsense collide.Catch up on the previous episodes here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9qCity Dads is a St. Louis–based soccer podcast mixing sports talk, comedy, and parenting stories. Hosted by local dads who love City SC almost as much as they love complaining about coaching decisions.🕒 Chapters00:00 – Cold open: The mushroom text thread nobody asked for02:45 – The art of peer pressure (and bad decisions)05:20 – Bedwetting tech and the “rubber sheets” debate09:05 – Morales & Durkin midfield therapy session13:15 – Can St. Louis ever attract top MLS talent?17:10 – Building a championship team the St. Louis way21:00 – Parenting while watching Pop Warner football dads25:05 – Youth soccer chaos and sideline anxiety29:15 – The CTE debate and why football dads terrify us33:00 – Wrapping it all up: comedy, chaos, and dad lessons#CityDads #StLouis #StLouisCitySC #DadLife #SoccerPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ParentingPodcast #SportsComedy #StLouisSoccer #MLS #CitySC

In this episode of City Dads, we dive deep into the current state of St. Louis City SC, exploring what’s working, what’s not, and how the club can build toward long-term success. From Durkin and Morales in midfield to the future of Hackworth as potential sporting director, we break down how coaching decisions, roster depth, and financial strategy could shape the next chapter of soccer in St. Louis.Our hosts bring their trademark mix of sports insight, dad humor, and unfiltered banter—covering everything from MLS transfer models, youth development, and player valuations, to what it really means to build a winning culture in a Midwest sports town.Plus, we debate whether St. Louis can ever compete with big-market clubs like LAFC, and how local identity, family life, and community shape the way we experience the game.Deep-dive St. Louis City SC analysisHonest dad takes on sports, family, and lifeSmart talk about MLS growth, player development, and leadershipPlenty of laughs, local flavor, and Midwest pride🔔 Subscribe & FollowIf you love soccer, St. Louis sports, and dad talk with humor and heart, make sure to:👉 Subscribe to City Dads on YouTube👉 Follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & wherever you listen👉 Drop a comment with your thoughts on City SC’s rebuildWatch our full episodes every Tuesday and catch up on the whole series here https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9q#CityDads #StLouisCitySC #STLSoccer #SoccerPodcast #MLSpodcast #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #SportsTalk #STLSports #FriendshipGoals

Ready for laughs, sports talk, and dad life chaos? In this episode, we dive into the hilarious reality of being a dad—from awkward trips to Jo-Ann Fabrics with the kids, to wild “business ideas” (like sports bars next to craft stores), to the everyday comedy of balancing family life with sports fandom.If you’re a dad, a sports fan, or just love sharp comedy with a relatable twist, this episode is for you.👉 What you’ll hear in this episode:Hilarious dad moments you’ve 100% lived throughOutrageous business ideas that almost make senseThe fabric store struggle dads everywhere can relate toSports, family, and comedy blended into one unforgettable conversation💬 Drop your funniest “dad moment” in the comments—we might feature it in the next episode!👍 If you had a laugh, like the video, subscribe for more sports-comedy content, and hit the bell icon so you don’t miss the next one.🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts.0:00 – Every Dad Sees You 0:07 – The Sports Bar Next to Jo-Ann’s Fabrics Idea 0:20 – Why Fabric Stores (and OnlyFans?) Might Be the Future 0:44 – Crafty Kids, Dollar Tree Trips, and Dad Survival Mode 1:15 – Sports, Family, and Everyday Comedy👍 Like if you’ve ever been dragged into Jo-Ann Fabrics.🔔 Subscribe for more sports + dad-life comedy every week.💬 Comment your funniest “dad life” story below.🎧 Check out the podcast on your favorite platform (links in description). #DadLife #SportsComedy #Podcast #FunnyDads #ComedyPodcast #SportsFans dad comedy podcast, sports and comedy podcast, funny dad stories, Jo-Ann Fabrics dads, parenting humor, sports fans comedy, dad life podcast