Cinema is History

The concluding part on Official Secrets introduces us to a pervert judge who is also somehow Winston Churchill. Katharine Gun enters her plea and has to be prevented from mooning for rebuttal *bell*. Ken MacBonald tries to fish where he don't have a permit no more. Lord Voldemort wins a case using dark magic, proving that Wokeism is the fourth unforgivable curse. Kenny and Alex give their contrasting verdicts to the question Alex posed in episode 1 (to the Salt Mines with her!) and we agree to all be a little more Hank Kissinger :O Music by Trabant 33 on licence via epidemic soundscinemaishistory@gmail.com for queries, please don't rant at us like an unhinged old testament preacher.

Its confession time for our heroine Katherine Gun as the last chopper heads out of Saigon and she is left behind to brawl with Ho Chi Minh. Ms Gun will face interrogation from a bald security goon, answer questions from a bald police detective before seeking help from a bald lawyer. Will she get out of this particular pickle?*WARNING* - Episode may contain BaldismMusic by Trabant 33 on licence via Epidemic Soundcinemaishistory@gmail.com

The story of Katharine Gun, 'The Spy Who Tried to Stop a War' continues, and the submission of the 'Beijing Report' causes a stir amongst the cognoscenti. We put on our best Southern accents and contact Uncle Koza, follow Matt Smith to talk to a rear admiral, and Lord Varys goes tonto over a blog post.

Welcome back! This time we're off to GCHQ during the run up to the Iraq War in 2003 as Katherine Gun decides to leak information concerning dodgy activity occurring behind the scenes. There will be legal dealings, espionage, angry newspapermen and improper use of photocopiers! Enjoy!Music by Trabant 33 on licence via Epidemic Soundcinemaishistory@gmail.com

You join us for the final episode on Ironclad and boy howdy, is it a doozy. Contains a great, insane speech from Paul Giamatti on top form, and the headline is quite frankly the championship belt of funny deaths, the one that will be the one to beat, probably for all time. Its the Usain Bolt of Funny Deaths. The Muhammad Ali. The Maradona. Its Greatness is peerless, it shall never be surpassed.Also, some other fun stuff, including some real history towards the end, and we should probably point out here that King John did not die actually in the marshes but made his way through them while gravely ill, finally popping his tyrannical clogs at Newark Castle on October 19th 1216. So now you know that. :) Music by Trabant 33 on licence via Epidemic Soundcinemaishistory@gmail.com

The siege of Rochester Castle continues as our heroes valiantly defend the fortress against King John and his savage mercenaries. Trebuchet balls smash chapel windows and siege towers are completely whitewashed from history. Winter sees raw cockroaches eaten and Baron Cornhill goes tonto! How much longer can the defenders hold?Music by Trabant 33 on licence via Epidemic Sound