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CINEMA 911

Episode 2 - Lunular B-Beam

When recording this episode, several issues were encountered (mostly Jen not knowing how to set up a microphone or use basic sound editing software). Getting it pieced back together became an intense labor of love/hate so please excuse any strange noises you may hear. These things have been ironed out! Oh, also this episode may be possessed by the devil.

Jen is late for work again due to the snow in Emergency City, but the two co-workers somehow survive a helicopter ride to the office. Stephen performs a little bit of his stand up routine (or all of it). They get to know each other further, and they try to uncover more about their office space and the world around them. Some of today’s emergencies are from movies like Happy Death Day, Perfect, and The Lighthouse. One movie fires Stephen up so much that a new Deep Dive segment was born, and of course there is always Cruise News … (*cruise*).


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