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Chronically Fully Sick
I Am Not A Doctor
Season 1, Ep. 2
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Chloe and Joanna have some nice polite conversations about poo and IUDs, as well as bitching out a lot of bad doctors and discussing how the global pandemic has affected accessibility.
They absolutely cooked the sound in the middle there, but to be honest, it’s what Pete Evans deserves. (They’re working on it, bless their cotton socks.)
They absolutely cooked the sound in the middle there, but to be honest, it’s what Pete Evans deserves. (They’re working on it, bless their cotton socks.)
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01:30:17||Ep. 27We're back! With another foulmouthed, under-researched episode! Probably wouldn't listen to this with your kids around? Even through we talk about Healthy Harold a bunch, pictured here with our mascots, Noodle and Babs. Listen to Jo on Trillbilly Worker's Party Halloween Special..stay for the rampant leftism and cute accentsJo: Victorian election promises about women's health clinicsChloe: Twitter going haywire and big loss to disability community, NEISVoid etc here Jo hates Spiderman- https://www.cbr.com/spiderverse-ableism-sun-spider-marvel/ https://screenrant.com/marvel-new-spider-verse-hero-real-disease-struggle/ AND... Chloe tweeting about caning itPlease let us know where you weigh in on Good Coles/Bad Coles at chronicallyfullysick@gmail.com26. Hyperbaric Hottiez
01:28:08||Season 1, Ep. 26CHRONICALLY FULLY SICK SCANDAL UPDATE: Chloe and Jo sleep nude in an oxygen tent which they believe gives them sexual powers! (Hey, that's only a half truth.)Hi, we're back after yet another """inadvertent hiatus""" (us being flare bears) but hey, thats what you get with such chronically fully sick hosts such as us! This ep we get into: k*t treatments, learning by accident what UTI's can turn into, Stranger Things being accidentally good and accessible, Lizzo accidentally being ableist, whether it's better to give up hope for a cure, body neutrality, an update of our nemesis, "ozone therapy", and much much more.CW: In this ep we do discuss abortion and the the US overturning Roe vs Wade.LINKS:Lizzo ableist slur (since we recorded this ep Beyoncé also decided to include then cut the same slur from her new album, so this is an updated story): https://slate.com/culture/2022/08/beyonce-renaissance-lizzo-spaz-ableist-slur-lyrics-history.htmlStranger Things subtitles accessibility: https://www.slashfilm.com/923053/yes-the-stranger-things-4-subtitle-team-was-trolling-a-little-bit/?utm_source=google.com&utm_campaign=googlestory_fullstoryUS Abortion x medication Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/_trashville/status/1543030336266948608?s=20&t=iXvsSeWUs_mGnDS_gcvpnQSelma Blair's brand Guide Beauty: https://www.guidebeauty.com/Keith Kahn-Harris for The Guardian 'I gave up hope of a cure for my chronic condition. And it’s made me happier than ever before': https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jul/28/hope-cure-chronic-condition-identity-disabilityBody Neutrality: https://www.refinery29.com/amp/en-au/2021/09/10678562/body-neutrality-positive-movement and https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2022/02/25/body-neutrality-definition/Ozone Therapy is "pure quackery": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone_therapy and https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/german-alternative-cancer-clinics/SPOONIE HOTLINE | 'When I Bleed: Poems about Endometriosis' by Maggie Bowyer - https://www.bookdepository.com/When-I-Bleed-Maggie-Bowyer/978057886787825. Eclectic Medicine Party Zone
01:21:24||Season 1, Ep. 25BACK FROM HIATUS FOR OUR QUARTER CENTURY YO! Twenty five eps, can you even believe it? We bloody can't. Anyway in this ep, Jo and Chlo chat about: the PM's mysterious sudden interest in endometriosis, the Disability Royal Commission, Bridgerton and King George, and much more. Plus, Jo gets absolutely on one for a special mish-mashed remix of ~Historically Fully Sick v Quack Watch~ with a tale that will make you lose your bleatin' marbles.Finally, another super sexy poem by our poet lorikeet, Jamila Main.p.s. Jo's just moved house and so she sounds like she's underwater. She refuses to apologise for this because she is a precious little mermaid with a beautiful voice.LINKS:Scomo + Endohttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10650539/amp/Scott-Morrison-chokes-TEARS-talking-endometriosis.htmlhttps://www.pedestrian.tv/news/endometriosis-treatment-funding-jenny-morrison/amp/https://womensagenda.com.au/politics/government-announces-58m-funding-boost-for-endometriosis-centres-genetic-testing/Chronic illness made me reimagine my career. Now I focus on myself more' - Business Insiderhttps://www.businessinsider.com/chronic-illness-made-me-reimagine-my-career-for-the-better-2022-4?ampDisability commish updates:https://amp.abc.net.au/article/10097744824. Tunnel Bunnies
01:38:05||Season 1, Ep. 24The chicks are back with a spicy episode about the spicy flu AND glowing ostriches, unusual cheese alternatives, Byron Bay COVID communion, a Man Who Can't Do Laundry, the worst opinion pieces ever and Spoonie Hotline!Harvard Uni StudyGlowing OstrichesGross opinion piece one and twoTom Tanuki's pieceCDC done a boo boo Kara Schlegl's articleRate, review, subscribe! Send your Spoonie Hotline messages to chronicallyfullysick@gmail.com xx23. All Crocodiles Are Beautiful
01:05:46||Season 1, Ep. 23Whoopsie doodle we made this ages agohttps://www.refinery29.com/en-au/australian-disabled-women-ndis-claimshttps://www.broadagenda.com.au/2021/the-ndis-is-letting-women-with-disabilities-down/22. Bits n Bods
01:26:29||Season 1, Ep. 22After a disaster-induced hiatus, the crones of chronic illness are back! This episode, they coverWhat? No ramps at the UN?Kate Moss' daughter's CATWALK SURPRISE!!!!Why w33d laws are still ridicWhich podcast host won Halloween Historical Quack Watch (?) super GAY SICK POETRY and heaps more stuff!**Song this week is "Under the Ivy" by Kate Bush. <321. The Tyranny of Doctorcraft
01:08:35||Season 1, Ep. 21Helllooooooo! This episode, our two locked-down heroes discuss Tracey Emin, alternative swearing, (probably don't put this on around kids?) anti-vaxx mates, Guy Sebastian, Nicki Minaj and the history of vaccine dipshittery (spoiler: people have always been sooks about it). Tracey Emin's art and illness (love you babe)Links for loved ones of anti vaxxers-https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-04-27/covid-19-coronavirus-vaccine-anti-vax-conspiracy-friends/100022786https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/04/when-families-feud-over-vaccines/587629/https://healthydebate.ca/2017/08/topic/vaccine-safety-hesitancy/OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKSby WENDY MOLYNEUXAnti-Vaxxers Use the Same Arguments from 135 Years AgoSmallpox RiotsThe MMR Vaccine and Autism NonsenseSong is "Health Plan" by Pissed JeansTheme song is "Down with the Sickness" by Richard CheeseEverything else is pretty obviously by JoSend your Spoonie Hotline voice memos to chronicallyfullysick@gmail.com20. Soup Violence
01:13:08||Season 1, Ep. 20Brought to you by new sponsors Big Egg and Barrel O’Yams! CFS had got you sorted for rambling incoherence, scream laughing, Peter Evans on a current affair, definitely not fake COVID cures, kitchen tips for sickies and Spoonie Hotline.Reasonable, Necessary and Essential podcastPeter on a Current Affair19. Sick Gentlewomen in Distressed Circumstances
01:06:36||Season 1, Ep. 19The two clowns, in lockdown are back! *Now free of seratonin*This Episode- the Disability Royal Commish, FREE BRITNEY, another edition of Historically Fully Sick and SCIENCE STUFF via Spoonie Hotline.!Share your story with the Royal Commission hereMore on Britney SpearsBuck v Bell and Eugenics in the USGood explainer for historical sterilisation of black people: https://nursingclio.org/2017/06/01/the-black-politics-of-eugenics/Twitter links (have a scroll)https://twitter.com/Arrianna_Planey/status/1102241258741907457https://twitter.com/DorothyERoberts/status/1133728725986676736https://twitter.com/jbakernyc/status/1420184145309970432https://twitter.com/jacobinoire/status/1262006563222544384https://twitter.com/Arrianna_Planey/status/1129825948050829312https://twitter.com/Tinu/status/1239625622999236608Australia being super cool about itHere's more info on Anna Liza's project- https://spoonie-community.netlify.app/or a direct link to the survey is here https://spoonie-community.netlify.app/Connect with Gene Networks in Disease on Twitter- @GND_crew and Anna @hydra_hamsterWe're at-Twitter @ ChronicFullSickInstagram @chronicallyfullysickOr you can get in touch with us via our website, chronicallyfullysick.com. PHEW!