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Chris And Sarah Wear The Pants

2 - SEEKING SPONSORS + HORNY FRUIT

Season 1, Ep. 2

We made it to week 2! Chris and Sarah discuss their dream podcast sponsors in great detail. Chris shares an article about women wearing men’s tailoring (outrageous!); they talk the benefits androgynous outfits,  and picking outfits for awards shows. Sarah dives into an article about the hidden meaning behind various flowers and fruits as gifts, and they discuss disastrous high school dating experiences and their favourite gifts to receive. 


SOURCES: 


Chris’ article is from The Australian Women’s Weekly, Saturday 10th June 1933 - “Women in Trousers” 



Sarah’s article is from  The Australian Women's Weekly, Saturday 13 January 1934, page 19 - “The Language of Love in Flower and Fruit 


HOT MESS (the comedy feature film mentioned) is available  on SBS (Australia only) - https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/zh-hans/movie/hot-mess/2168862787670 or via Itunes/Google Play etc outside of Australia.  


El Jannah and Butterball were the chicken shops mentioned in the episode. 


Episode edited by Tim Duck at Versed Productions

Music by Yossif Kay 

Artwork by Century Comedy. 


Send us your stories, article tips or Pants Moments at chrisandsarahwearthepants@gmail.com or via instagram at @chrisandsarahwearthepants

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