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S11 Ep 479: The Isle of White, the RNLI and a Relocation Gameshow
Joe’s just back from a trip to the Isle of White where he over-ate and also had quite a few compliments from the locals about The Cockfields. Being a big supporter of the RNLI, he also took the opportunity to visit their station in Bembridge and tells David about watching one of the boats launch. Then for some reason, David remembers that David Walliams has swam the English Channel and so they want to find someone who’s done that too, to ask them what it’s like. Talk then inevitably turns to moving to the Isle of White and also, who gets the ball rolling on discussions about stuff like that with their wives. They then consider loads of other locations across the UK as possibilities to relocate to - so much so that it soon develops into a ‘yes or no’ game show.
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S16 Ep 879 Vault Mondays: Ronald McDonald and The new Telly Addicts Game
27:30|It’s another dip into the Chatabix archives vault. And in this one, we chat about Ronald McDonald, M.A.S.H, doing weird things as a kid, why are we even bothering with this podcast, texting Josh Widdicombe, Joe buying Coke Zero, David's wife cooked a crap meal, and our new Telly Addicts Game. First posted on 16th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com
S16 Ep 878 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Old Emails and First Kisses
42:32|On today’s Mailbag, David and Joe decide to find out how far back they can go back in the Yahoo account to find some really old emails, which ends up taking ages. But never fear, they manage to fill all that scrolling time with a few anecdotes. And once they're up and running, there’s emails about the missing story of Joe’s first kiss, a forgotten late night Chanel 4 show, an offer of some zookeeper tales, a Chatabiscuit picking up David-isms and a bodybuilding husband. Plus, there’s an update about David’s new friend ‘Graham’.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com
S16 Ep 877: Graham’s Song and Morning Walks
41:32|Picking up from yesterday’s show, Joe wants to find out more about David’s early morning walks. But before they get into that, David updates Joe on a song he’s written about his new and very platonic relationship with a man. Then it’s on with the walking chat - and also a slightly morbid discussion about what they’d do if they ever found a dead body. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com
S16 Ep 876: Men Give Their Willy No Thought
40:22|Shortly before recording today’s pod, David saw a man wearing some very revealing trousers which clearly displayed his significant ‘package’. So obviously his and Joe’s discussion about that takes up most of the show - along with their thoughts on why people wear cycling shorts and the acceptability of groups of men wearing lycra in public.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com
S16 Ep 875: Clear Headed And Nothing To Say
52:48|Well this is one of those tricky eps where David and Joe have a bit of a struggle finding things to talk about. But alongside a lot of head scratching, they manage to discuss David’s morning encounter with a man trying find a conference, a very nice young man in a farm shop, an iMessage game, an Andy Warhol interview, being the loudest person in the room and plugging other people pods.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com
S16 Ep 874 Vault Mondays: Experimental Party
47:55|It’s archive episode time! And in this one, we try and have a party with some Patreons and it fails. Classic Chatabix.First posted on 9th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com
S16 Ep 873 Listener’s Mailbag: Sloe Gin and Stand-offs
34:56|In this week’s rather low-energy mailbag, there’s a great meeting your hero story, the making of a very slow gin and tonic, a master of comedy writing, a traffic stand-off story, some trouser advice, Park Run questions, thoughts on South East London, more funny names and more serving famous people. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com
S16 Ep 872: Being Naughty and Top 10 Names
38:03|On today’s show, David and Joe discuss wholesome teenagers, how naughty they were when they were kids, find out what the top ten names were when they were born and then what they are now. Simple as that!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com
S16 Ep 871: Mind Reading and Teeth Control
35:58|Well, it turns out this is actually the second part of a double bubble episode. So picking things up from where the last show ended, David has three things to tell Joe about. 1) The lovely time he had in Henfield recently, 2) an amazing mind reading magician at a family party, 3) needing to visit the dentist. It’s all about taking control of your teeth, don’t you know.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com