Captain Blackbeard Radio

Location: Versus Market ForumMain Event: Apollo Creed (C) Vs. Rocky Balboa for the World Heavyweight TitleJoin us for the first Super Fight in Dark Seas History as the greatest heavyweight champion boxer of our times Apollo Creed (47-0) takes on underdog club fighter Rocky Balboa (42-20) in a once in a lifetime shot at the greatest championship in the world!Music Before The Main EventBeastie BoysGrand Funk RailroadJimi HendrixThe MisfitsThe Blackwater FeverLil FlipThe Stone FoxesGuano ApesKing Gizzard & Lizard Wizard (They actually are good in spite of their name)Justice———————-Ahoy Mates!CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns on Americas Birthday with our most high energy audio release yet! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as we take ye on a psychedelic audio journey through the Dark Seas!This is a feature motion picture length three hour episode generously sponsored by Versus Market the top futuristic Dark Seas Market for all your Dark Market needs! This is the first professionally produced and sponsored broadcast in Dark Seas history!Please Upboat For VisibilityIn This Episode– CaptainBlackbeard Saves America over the July 4th weekend– Find out who really killed Tupac Shakur and what happened that night– Can the town survive hippies?– CaptainBlackbeard Global News– Senator John Rube Boob answers all of yer questions about the United States Government and Beyond– Education on Zoom– The Action Is On America Television– The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground– And more high energy shocking entertainment than a gaggle of rodeo clowns chewing on downed power linesWARNING: LOUD BASS TEST AT 3:30 TIME MARK OF THE BROADCAST! PROTECT YER EARS! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS YE TO KEEP THOSE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER! YAAAARRRRR!Since this is the first professionally produced broadcast in Dark Seas history, we are going to do something special. It always be a frustration with the limitations of whatever the current state of the Seas be. In past engagements, we had to release middling to lower quality audio releases due to file size limitations.CaptainBlackbeard Radio (especially this one) takes weeks and weeks of production work in an effort to produce the most captivating, intense and original audio experience thrill ride we can. We want to bring ye the finest quality of sound and best entertainment experience possible so ye not only hear but feel every punch, pirate ship boarding and spaceship fly over your head in each broadcast.

Location: Versus Market ForumMain Event: Apollo Creed (C) Vs. Rocky Balboa for the World Heavyweight TitleJoin us for the first Super Fight in Dark Seas History as the greatest heavyweight champion boxer of our times Apollo Creed (47-0) takes on underdog club fighter Rocky Balboa (42-20) in a once in a lifetime shot at the greatest championship in the world!Music Before The Main EventBeastie BoysGrand Funk RailroadJimi HendrixThe MisfitsThe Blackwater FeverLil FlipThe Stone FoxesGuano ApesKing Gizzard & Lizard Wizard (They actually are good in spite of their name)Justice———————-Ahoy Mates!CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns on Americas Birthday with our most high energy audio release yet! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as we take ye on a psychedelic audio journey through the Dark Seas!This is a feature motion picture length three hour episode generously sponsored by Versus Market the top futuristic Dark Seas Market for all your Dark Market needs! This is the first professionally produced and sponsored broadcast in Dark Seas history!Please Upboat For VisibilityIn This Episode– CaptainBlackbeard Saves America over the July 4th weekend– Find out who really killed Tupac Shakur and what happened that night– Can the town survive hippies?– CaptainBlackbeard Global News– Senator John Rube Boob answers all of yer questions about the United States Government and Beyond– Education on Zoom– The Action Is On America Television– The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground– And more high energy shocking entertainment than a gaggle of rodeo clowns chewing on downed power linesWARNING: LOUD BASS TEST AT 3:30 TIME MARK OF THE BROADCAST! PROTECT YER EARS! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS YE TO KEEP THOSE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER! YAAAARRRRR!Since this is the first professionally produced broadcast in Dark Seas history, we are going to do something special. It always be a frustration with the limitations of whatever the current state of the Seas be. In past engagements, we had to release middling to lower quality audio releases due to file size limitations.CaptainBlackbeard Radio (especially this one) takes weeks and weeks of production work in an effort to produce the most captivating, intense and original audio experience thrill ride we can. We want to bring ye the finest quality of sound and best entertainment experience possible so ye not only hear but feel every punch, pirate ship boarding and spaceship fly over your head in each broadcast.

This is CaptainBlackbeard Radio, the only psychedelic heavy sounds pirate radio show on the dark seas!Broadcasting live from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard’s favorite house of ill repute with the finest sounds around from the underground!*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*CaptainBlackbeard recommends stereo headphones, a dark room and yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product for peak merriment. Yaaaaarrrrr!*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*Just some of the features in this transmission…– Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash on an audio adventure through the Dark Seas on the only heavy sounds pirate radio show on the Dark Side of the Web.– The Quest For The Holy Grail– CaptainBlackbeard Global News covers the epidemic of cannabis cans washing up across the Eastern United States’ Coast Line– Suicide Prevention– A Message From Yer United States Coast Guard– Yuri Jackhoff’s Political Scandal Store– Dropping more original high energy heavy content goodiesFEATURING MUSIC FROM THE MC5, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, JIMI HENDRIX, FLOCK OF SEAGULLS, DMX, STEPPENWOLF, ENNIO MORRICONE

In This Transmission– Broadcasting LIVE from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard’s favorite house of ill repute, First Mate Harry Stash is yer host on an hour long psychedelic adventure through the DNMs– Darknet Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator Yuri Jackhoff’s Political Scandal Store– President Donald Trump sings Taylor Swift at a Gay Bar– CaptainBlackbeard Global News with yer host Samantha Propaganda’s coverage of the Amphetimine Addicted Monkey Invasion of Washington, DC– Join CaptainBlackbeard live for a raid on a 17th century French Galleon– The Cell Block B Brotherhood– Live DNM Product Reviews– Humanity’s first recorded contact with an alien species.– Chanteys from Cheech & Chong, The Beatles, Immortal Technique, The Black Angels, The Rolling Stones, DJ Shadow, Notorious BIG, The Decemberists, The Jerky Boys and Lazerhawk!– And so much more this transmission is like an audio clown car overflowing with sumo wrestlers stuffed with awesomeness.

Ahoy Mates,This is the first CaptainBlackbeard Pilot Episode that was a special surprise in a June 2019 CaptainBlackbeard Promo. We made this purely for fun for our mates on DankNation to try something that had never been done on the Dark Seas before.Please be gentle and forgiving.