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Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Outpost 35

Season 5, Ep. 6

Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional,

civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a virtual tour of life on an outpost

with no other humans and no contact beyond one affectionate android.


Episode 70 was written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .


Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to his disbelief in the planet Nibiru.

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