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Omnibus: Super Chupacabra
After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search
for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone?
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker is in shock. He's just seen how much a first class stamp costs.
Song: Super Chupacabra: Performed by Super Chupacabra with The Supremes (post Diana Ross).
I'm not a goat sucker, I'm a goat suckers son. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra)
If you see me coming I think you better run. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra)
People think I'm dangerous but actually I'm fun. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra.)
Super! Super! Chupacabra
I'm just a mythical beast, on my way to a pirate feast. I'm just a mythical beast. I'm coming on your boat looking for goats.
(He's just a mythical beast, on his way to a pirate feast. He's just a mythical beast)
I bet you jump and float, whilst I suck your goats. Run far! I'm Super Chupacabra!
I'm a damn killer / Wearing Charlie by Matthew Zink. I'm gonna blow up your boat. I'm gonna make it sink.
Gonna ensure you never leave this island. Explosions is what I have planned. Your boat and my dynamite in a...
Sexy! Sexy! Bang, bang, bang, bang.
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