Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Welcome to the world of Cat Noir. A comedy sketch show within a podcast.Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.comMusic (c) Kevin Chilvers

Kev and Matt start their podcast whilst Dale Allen makes a terrible mistake, Charlie tries his hand at horror, Danny Peaks makes an urgent call and Stella just can't get the words right.

There is a Heron trapped in-between the sketches on the podcast. Someone please send help.Meanwhile Kelvin the Robot replaces the white goods in Alfie's kitchen, Stella stands by Ian and Dale Allen uncovers some sinister surgery.Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Dale Allen meets the sinister surgeon Dr Karlous Kennedious as the Grand Visor of the Ninth Siege of the Cult of Herons addresses his followers.Ian and Stella talk wildlife, whilst John decides to buy his wife an Alexa. Elsewhere Kevin makes this a special episode for Matt.Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.comMusic (c) Kevin Chilvers

This is war. Herons vs Humans and Herrings. Time to rebrand.Meanwhile Ian gets a shock, Dale has his photo taken and Stargazing Live receive a rather upsetting email.Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.comMusic (c) Kevin Chilvers

Welcome to Passport Control, if only there was an I.T system's analyser on hand on to help.Bundy invents a machine to see the night's sky whilst we find out how hurricanes get their names.Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.comMusic (c) Kevin Chilvers

Do you need advise? Then give Aunty Mable a call.Need a door knocker. Don't go to this shop.Argh... stop throwing fish at me, I'm trying to write an episode summary.Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.comMusic (c) Kevin Chilvers

For Dale Allen: This is his chance to interview a cultural phenomenon.For Lead Detective Michaels: This is his chance to finally get that promotion.For Charlie: This is his chance to turn years of writing to his advantage.For the unnamed policeman: It's his chance to get a line and wear a Gillet.For years: sinister murders have taken place across the globe. All that is known about the killer is that they wear a beret and are accompanied by their own soundtrack, what the police call "The Creeping Jazz." Join us and unravel the mystery.The Story of Creeping Jazz includes permission to use parts of "Feverish Rhythm by Rasputin" "Real Trumpet by Chockehold" and "Jazz kid reverse guitar by Johnny808" all from www.looperman.com - check it out to find free loops and samples.Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.comMusic (c) Kevin Chilvers

Bundy and Ted have always dreamt about seeing the stars but maybe tonight they should have their telescope facing at the Earth.Are they already here? Do they walk among us? Can we even see them?Join two humble astrologers, two SETI scientists and a Hollywood star as they do battle to save our planet from the Shadow Pixie People.Geoff the Baker does not feature in this week's special.Cat Noir are Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.comMusic (c) Kevin Chilvers