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  • 7. The Renaissance: The Spiritual Awakening (On The Omnibus Part 1)

    01:10:48||Season 2, Ep. 7
    This week, you are joining us on the omnibus, as we delve DEEP into our psyches, asking and answering philosophical questions as if we're Plato and f*cking Socrates. Have fun listening to this week's CBTNN! (pt 2 next week xoxoxoxoxo)Time Machine x0:00 - Intro + Random Questions10:31 - The Butterfly Effect22:36 - God, Satan + Religion32:40 - Scientology + Cult Mentality37:46 - The Psychic Shtick + Ghosts40:11 - Dreams + Deja Vu47:12 - Telepathy + Soulmates54:21 - CBTWitches58:01 - Spaaaaaaace + Tiiiiiiiime1:03:13 - Disease (idk how we got here)1:06:55 - Off Topic // Outro

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  • 1. The Archives: Sh*t Talking & Shots

    42:06||Season 0, Ep. 1
    We are treating u today with an uncut gem straight from the archives. lots of love xSide note - the audio in this episode is so bad but we don't care xxTHE TIME MACHINE0:00 - Pre-Introduction1:17 - Shit Talking & Shots (actual intro) & The pre-historic catch up9:27 - Ground Rules for ST&S15:55 - Can't believe it's QUESTION TIME!!!!37:50 - The Final Rabbit Hole (outro)
  • 6. The Renaissance: I'm A Survivor!

    55:26||Season 2, Ep. 6
    Guys, we are so back (AND WEEKLY)!! This is a chaotic mess of an episode, calling back to the iconic & FINALLY RELEASED Shit Talking and Shots! You'll either love it or hate it x0:00 - Introduction1:36 - Irrelevant Questions <314:23 - Question Time!!!!!!15:45 - Would We Survive... A Desert Island?22:11 - Off Topic (1)23:42 - Would We Survive... A Horror Movie?25:12 - Would We Survive... The Titanic?26:45 - Would We Survive... The Xenomorph?28:23 - Off Topic (2)35:04 - Would We Survive... Cloverfield?36:15 - Would We Survive... A Quiet Place?36:56 - Would. We Survive... Demonic Possession?38:27 - Off Topic (3)40:32 - Would We Survive... A Zombie Apocalypse?42:48 - Violently Off Topic (1)46:54 - Back To Zombie Apocalypse / Getting Eaten By A Whale48:22 - Would We Survive... Famine?49:20 - Would We Survive... Space?51:37 - Would We Survive... Prison?52:42 - Violently Off Topic (2) & Outro
  • 5. The Renaissance: Don't Piss Me Off

    52:24||Season 2, Ep. 5
    Once again, we are back with an insane episode of contradictions and rants. Strap in, and prepare to cancel us this week on don't piss me off.ALSO, BE HAPPY THAT WE ARE OFFICIALLY CONSISTENT!!!!!!TIME STAMPS (THE TIME MACHINE)0:00 - Introduction2:54 - Rigid People3:31 - Reform UK & George6:52 - THE STRAIGHTS (!!)12:17 - Stereotypes (& self-love xo)13:50 - Bad Friends (insert name here) & Wasted Potential16:38 - 'Allowing It' & Ignoring Advice20:15 - Letting Yourself Fall "For The Plot" & Trauma Jokes (we are hypocrites x)21:26 - Mental Health Services, Crisis Team, & School Councillors24:06 - F**K TEACHERS (our opps)29:54 - Being Failed By The System x (and sharing some love)32:32 - Year 7, Teenagers, & Gen Alpha35:30 - Is It OK? (to have kids)37:55 - SH*T PARENTS & THE CONSEQUENCES (a send)41:18 - Lola Young Backlash & Antipsychotics42:25 - Shut Up About People's Weight43:32 - RECOVERY ACCOUNTS45:47 - Trad-Wives & The Bible Belt47:30 - OVERSHARING (we are hypocrites x)49:44 - Don't Piss Me Off but it's Us (outro)
  • 4. The Renaissance: Pure Sh*t Talking

    01:05:44||Season 2, Ep. 4
    Listen at your own risk: Pure shite is chat for a full hour! In this episode, prepare to have your neck snapped as we jump from topic to topic, with absolutely no direction!This is us at our most unhinged and unfiltered. No timestamps here either, so GOOD F*CKING LUCK xxxx
  • 3. The Renaissance: The New Pandemic

    01:04:42||Season 2, Ep. 3
    In this episode, we talk about the issues surrounding our lives (Lisis,) but begin relating this to the wider issues in the world as well. It is a more serious discussion, but definitely one we needed to have. We hope you enjoy! (The dyslexia is rife in this episode)No timestamps today, GOOD LUCK XOXOXOXO
  • 2. The Renaissance: Gender, Identity, & J.K

    27:20||Season 2, Ep. 2
    On the final day of pride month, we have decided to discuss how we feel about gender and our identities, and the wicked witch of the west, J.K Rowling.