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BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie

Episode 296 - The Decolonisation Song

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Episode 296! This week, the guys dive into Brett Goldstein’s new role as ‘Sexy Hagrid’ in the upcoming Harry Potter series, ponder the chaos of Elon Musk joining the PodBud ranks, and premiere the official 'Decolonisation Song', a brilliant submission from Rob the Librarian! Tune in and enjoy—lyrics are included below!


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'The Decolonisation Song'


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[Verse 1]

Phil and Pierre, two fellas fine,

With a podcast, a laughin' time.

But one thing stuck, a sticky mess,

They couldn't stop talkin' 'bout the... well, you know the rest.


[Chorus]

"De-colon-isation," they'd say,

"We gotta stop this poo-talkin' way."

Sippin' Lucky Kentucky, cool and slow,

"KOJI!" they'd shout, "Keep Jackin' It, yo!"


[verse 2]

They tried to talk 'bout love and life,

But somethin' deep, a poo-filled strife,

Would pull them back, their minds would stray,

To the brown stuff, they couldn't stay away.


[Chorus]

"De-colon-isation," they'd say,

"We gotta stop this poo-talkin' way."

Sippin' Lucky Kentucky, cool and slow,

"KOJI!" they'd shout, "Keep Jackin' It, yo!"


[verse 3]

But listen close, you'll hear the truth,

Their hearts are pure, their words are smooth.

They're just two guys, tryin' to be free,

From the poo-talkin' tyranny.


[outro]

So raise a glass, to Phil and Pierre,

For their de-colon-isation, year after year.

May they find peace, from the poo they fear,

And keep on jacking it', for another year.

Vote here for BudPod for this year's Golden Lobes, Listeners' Lobe award! Thank you guys! KOJI

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