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Ep. 82: Who's Your Daddy? | BS with Brian Simpson
Season 2, Ep. 82
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Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.
On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 Cold Open
0:38 Skankfest
2:30 Vegas sucks
4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests
19:11 Factor Ad
20:15 Should you reveal paternity?
26:30 what do you get out of marriage?
30:15 Friends with benefits
35:26 Reparations
40:00 dead dolphins
43:00 Times Square hate
45:00 Fremont Street busking
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