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Ep. 59: "Today's one of those CYNICAL DOOM DAYS" | BS with Brian Simpson
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Cameron Sexton lies about residence
Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016268/
“Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say”
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/
“The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so huge and permanent that a coastal ecosystem is thriving on it, scientists say“
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/world/plastic-pollution-ocean-ecosystems-intl-climate/index.html
Mushroom therapy
NAD+
Albert Einstein got high
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/professor-erika-lopez-prater-sues-hamline-university-minnesota-prophet-muhammad/
Is Rob a Leaf-eating hippie?
Anti-Trans bills proliferating throughout US
“What about the kids?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOe3siDAyJA&ab_channel=HouseofHope
Music: Griff Parker, "Striped Cadillac"
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Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.
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150. Ep. 150: The Art or the Artist? | BS with Brian Simpson
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