BS with Brian Simpson

This week Brian discusses Caitlin Clark and the WNBA, the solar eclipse, video games, game of thrones, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

This week Brian discusses Southwest Airlines seat accommodations, the rich and powerful, video games, acting advice, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

This week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

This week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

***Sponsor***FACTOR MEALSSupport the show and get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50***Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

We got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

*** Sponsor ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BS***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:58 George Santos on Cameo08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals?12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A915:56 Sheath ad17:06 Day Before disaster26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion35:16 Life in Texas45:01 George Santos on gay marriage49:38 Military revenge (voicemail)57:02 British accentVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BSDISPLATEHead to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 &use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:33 apologies for missing a week03:06 Arlington house explosion04:50 psychopath power rankings07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision17:37 Sheath Ad19:03 Revenge is just budget justice26:20 “Arctic means bear”27:14 Displate ad28:50 best form of revenge31:22 woman dies after falling into hidden well shaft35:34 TECH MOMENT38:16 Advice Champ: breaking up with married woman50:27 Advice about being followed58:59 dealing with wolvesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS athttps://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGSSupport the show & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app anduse code BS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action& score 150 instantly in bonus bets.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:20 intro01:30 no elephants?01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine21:25 Sheath ad22:30 KitKat hijacking30:47 DraftKings ad32:11 Taylor Swift death32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)40:10 forgiveness45:08 dealing with a restaurant broVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Navaez for this week's track, "El Jinete"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.