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Ep. 37: "The GREAT NOTHING"

Season 2, Ep. 37

RIP Kevin Conroy

Brian’s growing movie collection

The fish are addicted to meth (https://boingboing.net/2022/11/02/new-study-fish-can-get-addicted-to-meth-after-eating-human-poop.html)

Brian’s runs down his top ten apocalyptic crises

Why smart people do drugs

Reliving the Daigo Parry

Why do e-sports players retire so young?


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