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Ep. 20: "Attack of the Zombie Flies"

Season 2, Ep. 20

Y’all ready for a fun one? Brian kicks off the episode with listener emails about why economics makes no sense and working at Best Buy in the 90s, followed by:


- Why Elon might be forced to buy Twitter after all

- How a galactic “burp” can slow down star formation

- What humans can do about sex between zombie flies


For Patrick Boyle’s Elon/Twitter explainer (mentioned in the episode) go here:  @Patrick Boyle 


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