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Ep. 166: Dolphins are Getting High | BS with Brian Simpson

Season 1, Ep. 166
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Comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson returns with another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of BS with Brian Simpson.

This episode dives deep into modern relationships, loneliness, AI culture, social media, comedy, and the strange direction technology is heading. Brian reacts to listener emails, talks about dating dynamics, discusses AI companions and chatbot culture, and shares his honest thoughts on how people are navigating connection in the modern world.


0:00 – Ron Taylor Wins Big

2:50 – The Reality of Comedy Culture

3:25 – Relationship Advice From Tokyo

5:45 – Dating, Marriage & Commitment

9:30 – Favorite Kill Tony Moment

11:00 – Dolphins Acting Strange?

14:40 – Animals, Intelligence & Getting Bored

17:00 – AI Companions & Emotional Dependency

20:50 – Why AI Feels So Weird

24:10 – Loneliness in the Modern World

27:50 – AI Relationships Are Already Here

31:00 – Is AI Becoming Self-Aware?

35:00 – Military Tech & Artificial Intelligence

38:15 – China’s Growing Tech Advantage

42:00 – Why Politics Feels Broken

47:00 – The Problem With Modern Leadership

50:50 – Final Thoughts & Tour Dates


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