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Ep: 165: Hologram Funerals? | BS with Brian Simpson

Season 2, Ep. 165

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real conversations about the comedy grind, personal growth, and navigating relationships in today’s world. From touring experiences and audience dynamics to deeper discussions about beliefs, lifestyle choices, and personal responsibility, this episode blends humor with honest perspective.


0:00 – Welcome Back to BS

1:10 – Life on the Road & Travel Talk

3:00 – What Makes a City Great?

5:00 – Real Talk: Renting, Living & Reality

9:00 – Personal Experiences & Life Lessons

13:00 – Comedy Shows & Audience Moments

17:30 – The Truth About Comedy Success

21:00 – Why Not Everyone Gets It

24:30 – Email: Relationship & Belief Differences

28:00 – Advice on Relationships & Parenting

32:00 – Real Talk on Beliefs & Perspective

36:00 – Growing Up & Life Experiences

40:00 – Cultural Observations & Trends

43:00 – Viral Stories & Reactions

46:00 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Dates


VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


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Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com


Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com


If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.


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